Would you rather...

I'd say Dad.

WYR Be a platapus with a fedora or have an awesome theme song.

 

Definitely my own awesome theme song.

Would you rather be quiet and Intelligent, or loud and RETARDED?

 

Quiet and Intelligent, defiantly.

WYR Paint a mural or write a song?

 

Quiet and intellegent. That's how I am in real life.
Would you rather date a person's avatar or the person's username?

 

The avatar because I can see an image or a look not a name lol.

WYR be forced to eat Taco's for all your life or Hot Dogs?

 

I'd say tacos. There are different types of tacos.
Would you rather let a snake tackle you, or a raccoon?

 

A snake because I hear Racoons don't joke around lol.

WYR fight Mr. T or Chuck Norris??

 

I'd say Chuck Norris. He can't beat an Asian girl, who know if she knows Taekwondo?
WYR date a fish or a frog?

 

Well frogs turn into princes so a fish must turn into princesses!

WYR die of dehydration or drink your own......er urine.

 

Drink My own urine. The other is too slow a dead.

WYR Get killed by a hobo with a knife or a giant squid?

 

Nothin' beats, the hobo life
Stabin' folks with my hobo knife
Songs aside, I'd rather meet the Giant Squid. Perhaps I could die a hero.

Would you rather sleep during the day or sleep during the night?

 

sleep during the day, because party all night!!!!!!

Would you rather watch the old comedy or the new comedy...

 

Doesnt matter,if its funny its good enough for me!

Would you rather fight Elzam or Sanger?

 

Elzam i guess.
would you rather fight a bear or a lion?

 

Lion.

Would you rather eat your computer or your cell phone?

 

Cell phone. Seems more easy to do.

Would you rather drink tea or coffee?

 

Tea, just because I like to pretend I'm british...

Would you rather dump tea into the boston harbor or sail across the delaware river?

 

Sail the river; as if the oil spill wasn't enough!

Would you rather ride a zebra or a man-eating dragon?

 

A man-eating dragon. I shall train it to eat my enemies

Would you rather roll down a big hill in a giant ball or a giant wheel?

 

Probably a giant ball.

Would you rather be Harry Potter or James Bond?