vending machine

*coughing and wiping the smoke out of face*
That wasn't very nice. My candy bar and skittles melted!
...I want a refund...
*grabs quarter from the jackpot pile and puts it into the machine*
Out pops...some sort of gravity gun?
*shrugs and pulls the trigger*
Blademasterfan is now suspended in the air. Oops ^_^'

 

*Put's in one of the many quarters that fell out*
*I wait~~~ Press a few buttons and the machine whirs*
Something's happening!!!
*A stream of mocha pours out but there is no cup to catch it*
Ahhh! No~! Stop!!! The cup needs to come out first!!!
*The stream stops and the cup pops out afterwards... empty*
<cries>

 

*puts in quarter*

100 Million Dollars falls into my hands.

 

*puts in quarter*

A Money Magnet falls into my hand.

 

*Puts in a quarter smoothly*
<Whistles>
*Promiscuous item falls out...*
"Umm..."
*Quietly leaves the item and Machine*

 

*puts in a quarter*
gets the only thing that will control the mind of Silvertrump.

Yes, now i can control him and make him give me my money back

 

*puts in quarter*
*gets device that cancels all brainwashing, controlling, etc.*
what the heck.....
*tosses on the ground and leaves*
*device activates and makes twistedmage's control device explode*

 

*puts in quarter*
Bubblegum comes out.
Me: ok...?
*pops in mouth and chews*
Me: not bad. It tastes a little funny, though...

 

*puts in quarter*

yes!! i got a dollar!!!!

 

*DOES NOT put in quarter, but hits machine with elbow*
-nothing-
*hits again*
-nothing-
*starts punching and kicking it*
--
*gets tired out and leans on the machine, then it flattens me*
a penny pops out

 

*puts in quarter*
yes, i finally got me a noob swatter.

 

*puts in quarter*
please let it be something good...
*chalupa pops out*
yay!
*pets vending machine and walks away eating chalupa*

 

*puts in quarter*
whats this? a pack of hot suace??? oh well
*opens pack, and drinks hot sauce*

 

*puts in quarter*
gimme a dvd manuel on how to skate......
*dvd pops out*
yes!!!
*goes home and puts dvd in*
skatin' time