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Tales of a Journey (Private!)

Discussion in 'Archive' started by Moogle, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Oooh! Whatsit say, whatsit say?!" Ranma cheerfully called, trotting over to Scarlett.

    "It's just a picture of your face, kupo." Monty cracked, earning him the laughter of Kinta. The white-haired man just shrugged after that and pulled up a plate for Audri and set it down. "It can't be THAT bad, right?" He asked as he poured syrup on them.
     
  2. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    Audri just shrugged and picked up her pancake stuffing it onto her mouth. "Wanna bet?" Scarlett said as she was scanning it over herself and coughed a little before she spoke,

    "A Twisted Wonderland, created by a girl,
    When others hear this tale, they sometimes hurl.
    A clock, which spins backwards, which made the white rabbit late,
    A plate of tea & toast that the hatter & hare never ate.
    A tainted crown that the queen used to wear,
    A pretty, black bow that used to belong in thy blonde’s hair.
    A knife covered in a red paint as bright as crimson,
    While walls were covered in a bloody omen.
    Pale-skinned people lying as still as stone,
    By one person’s head, lies a pile of bones.
    Some people would never bear to care,
    As a pair of eyes, stared with a murderous glare.
    A person’s fingers covered in the crimson paint,
    As Alice killed everyone in Wonderland, to whom she hate.

    As I bid farewell to the Cheshire Cat,
    Whom seem to be flatten by a baseball bat.
    I bid farewell to the King of Hearts,
    Who seem to be nothing but a cowardly, old fart,
    That looked runned over by a small wooden cart.
    I bid farewell to the Mouse in the kettle,
    Whose body was covered by a large flower petal.
    One would bid farewell to the Hatter,
    Whose blood that ruined the walls, caused quite the splatter.
    An interesting farewell to the March Hare,
    Whose body was beaten by a chair.
    Another farewell to the White Rabbit,
    Whose body looked pulverized by Alice’s sadistic habit.
    And as we save the best for last,
    The Queen of Hearts who did not die so fast,
    Whom Alice tortured and stabbed with her knife,
    You can tell the Queen was dead by the end of the night.

    And as Alice finished her night with a chaotic scream,
    Others say this was the end of her scheme.
    But others don’t seem to know that it wasn’t over yet,
    That nothing compared to the true, devious threat.
    As a ghostly shadow lurks behind crazy Alice,
    She turns to find herself hit by a claw of ice.
    She hit the ground and glanced up at the shadow as she slowly died,
    To find that her killer had such icy-blue eyes,
    Such pale skin as white as snow,
    And a blonde hair color that seemed to glow.
    “What…. Are you?” She choked out as she gasped her last final breath,
    He responded with a smile, “My name means death,
    but everyone calls me Mortifier.”
    As the shadow watched Alice’s head droop,
    He looked around the room to see the dismembered group.
    He said to himself “Poor child killed them so slow,
    But at least her performance was quite the show!”
    He picked up the knife and got out some blood he nicked from a nurse,
    with the blood he had, he drew a curse.
    In the middle of his left palm he did a small level,
    Of the numbers ‘666’ that resembled nothing more than the devil.

    As children can see that this poem was quite vague,
    But this is just one story of the Devil’s Plague."​


    (Wrote this for creative writing class a month ago, I'm so proud of my insanity!))
     
  3. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Everybody's face either had a mouth dropped or an incredibly confused look on.

    "What the crap?" Ranma grumbled, just utterly dumbfounded. "What kind of sadist wrote THAT?"

    "The kind that hasn't been to Wonderland, kupo." Monty responded, shrugging. "So how come we had almost no major leads in medical books, but we get a fine description in a POEM, kupo?"
     
  4. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "I dunno." Audri just said at last as she finished eating her pancakes. "I don't think they have the intention of telling us that there was a psycho that killed everyone had soon met her own doom by some creepy shadow-thing. Maybe it's trying to tell us of what could happen if the virus gets out of control?" Scarlett glanced at the others for some kind of response before Rhode mumbled, "Maybe Audri wrote it to scare us.."

    "The hell would I do that?!" Audri stood up glaring at the Noah who just sighed. Lizabeth took the paper back as Scarlett shrugged and poured coffee into her cup, "We're getting nowhere fighting among ourselves but whoever it is, they let their signature of the bottom - A.W." "A.W.? Huh..... I wanna say either Alice Walker or Audri Walker.." Riri said to herself as Audri got annoyed speaking back, "I took after my grandpa's last name so it'd be A.S. for me!"
     
  5. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Well, I suppose it's time to summon the old hag. . ." Ranma grumbled, glancing at Audri. "How do we get her out again?"

    "That's a good question, kupo. But, she'd come out to hear the IRREPRESSIBLE EVIDENCE THAT SHE BETRAYED HER BOYFRIEND, kupo."

    ~~Twenty seconds later~~

    "Well, that failed. Next?" Kinta sighed.
     
  6. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "Huh, now that I think about it I think I saw that idiotic Zackary was here snatching a couple wine bottles. Tyki got him to talk before he ran off with all the wine and he said something about Alice was troubled about something that happened between her and his brother (and your grandfather Audri), Xenlo. Something about he broke her heart or some bull crap like that.." Rhode said as she glanced back at the sleep lump on the floor before Riri sweatdropped, "Eh, any idea where she is?"

    "I don't but I'm going to bring that worthless grandmother here, wether she likes it or not!" Audri grinned evily making a portal a stepping through. There was some noises on the other line before there was screams and the cracking of a whip? "AHHHHH, MAKE HER STOPP!!!" Alice ran out and dove for the table as Audri came back with a blood-made whip in her hands with her pink-glasses, -great uncle?- coming out behind her a bit confused. "That... worked?" Lizabeth said as she slowly scooted behind the counter a bit nervous on what Audri'll do now.
     
  7. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Kinta and Ranma both raised hands in protest, but then glanced at eachother with confused looks and shrugged. Monty just snuck over to hide behind a chair, seeing as Audri seemed to be a little brutal at the moment.

    "Just. . . Wow, kupo. Why didn't you do that before to get Alice?"
     
  8. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    (ahh, it's so good to be back)

    Audri shrugged as she glanced over at Monty, "I didn't think about it before since i wasn't in a rush to find out answers. So, now is the perfect time to act like a total ass!" "You are a horrible granddaughter, you know that?" Alice asked earning herself a laugh from Audri.

    "Until there's a reward for best grandchild, I'm not going to be nice right now. At least, not for now. So how's life Uncle Zackary?" Audri turned her attention to the pink-glasses man who just stood there a bit nervously. "Erm, great I suppose? So, what's about this cursed arm your grandma keeps telling me about?" He asked while Audri lifted up her sleeves to get inspected by her uncle. The "Devil's Plague" has reached her second hand already and is slowly traveling down her right arm.

    "So, while Zackary's checking Audri out, we wanted to ask you about this poem she found," Scarlett explained handing the "Alice in Wonderland" poem to the witch. After a few minutes, Alice looked up and sweatdropped, "You brought me here for a STUPID, not to mention tormenting, POEM?!"
     
  9. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Hey-hey-hey-hey, it COULD mean something." Kinta reasoned, gesturing with his hand as if to make a point.

    "Yeah, sure. Disturbing gothic poetry having something REAL to do with-" Ranma began, fiddling with the necklace that spawned back with him after they returned from Space Paranoids. His thumb brushed over the 'screen' of it, and a scan line went down. Half a second later, the necklace spawned outwards, covering his whole body until he was covered in the armor that he wore in Tronland.

    "Woah, COOL! I'm a robot again!"

    "Doesn't make you any less of a dunce." Kinta retorted. But then, Epsilon interjected, "Hot."
     
  10. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    Riri sweatdropped a little before cracking a grin, "That's great. Now that Ranma can be a robot at will, he can probably start taking over the human race!" "Shut up you stupid fox. Your ideas might give the idiot something to work upon," Lizabeth growled as she sat down and stole Audri's pancakes.

    "Well, i've never seen this thing before. It's quite dramatic indeed but why would you show me this?" Alice asked again still stunned by Ranma's sudden transformation before Audri explained at the side, "It's because the initials at the bottom are A.W. We though you might know something." "But i don't so that was a waste of time." Alice huffed as she went to the cupboard and pulled out a bottle of wine.

    "Man, what the hell is bugging ya you crazy old witch?" Scarlett said outloud while Zackary finished examining Audri and patted her arm, "Well, i can't do much about it unless we have an original source to trace this from. Other than that, we might as well just wait until things get better." "What do you mean better?! I'm becoming devoured by this.... living tattoo!" Audri barked hysterically as she tried to strangle Zackary.
     
  11. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Did Epsilon say what I just think she said?" Kinta asked, a befuddled look appearing on his face. But, this went unnoticed due to Audri's fit of rage for strangling Zachary, and Alice's general disregard for the whole situation.

    "Alright alright, break it up." Ranma commanded, pulling Audri off of Zach and holding them an arm's length away. "I'm all for wanton violence, but now is not the time. And according to what we've read, this disease doesn't just 'get better'. And that's just about all we know."

    And then the robot armor disappeared in a very Tron-esque stream of data, leaving Ranma to his normal self.

    "Aww, only for a minute? That's LAAAME!" He whined, setting Zach down.
     
  12. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "Well, it could of been ALOT more awkward." Scarlett said gesturing over to Epsilon while Audri calmed down and pulled herself away from Ranma. "So, why are you acting like a grumpy old lady?" Audri asked Alice who just glared at her before a grin spread across her face as she squealed, "I'M JUST SO BIPOLAR SINCE I'M ENGAGED!!"

    "Really? You're FINALLY getting married?" Lizabeth asked a little surprised while the witch squealed again in sheer joy. "You are a total nut job, but i guess congrats is in some order, so who's the lucky guy?" Audri asked while Tyki snatched the wine from the witch wanting a glass for himself.

    "And speaking of engagements," Riri muttered to herself before turning to Ranma smiling, "Wanna come with me to go meet a... friend of mine?"
     
  13. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "But how. . . That does. . . What in the. . . How the hell is anybody able to propose to you?! I mean you're living in Audri's head for cripe's sake!" Kinta confusedly exclaimed, visibly annoyed at the idea. "This doesn't make the remotest bit of sense. . ."

    "Marriage?" Neli asked. But, being a robot, she realized she could look it up in her head. And she did just that. She followed up with a, "Why?" wondering exactly that about this strange woman Audri pulled out of nowhere.


    "Sure, it's not like I've got much else to do. Plus, it'll get me away from miss Bipolar fiancee over there." Ranma replied, accepting the invitation. "On one condition - no pity cake or moogle tea."
    "Did somebody say moogle tea, kupo?"
    "Just talking about how I'd throw all of it into a harbor or something."
     
  14. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "What are you talking about Kinta? I thought I told you guys that I can't go into Audri's head anymore!" Alice said while Audri sweatdrops, "You are the worst annoucer EVER. But by the by, who's marrying you?" "Duh, the same person that I was supposed to marry in the first place, your great uncle Dietrich!" Alice cheered while Audri almost chocked on water.

    "Damn Audri, at least spit it out!" Scarlett said rubbing the blonde's back while Lizabeth shook her head confused, "Let me get this straight. YOU are marrying the same guy who tried to kill you and Xenlo. And you say that you were supposed to marry him, instead you go and fling it off with Xenlo.... DID WE MISS SOMETHING SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU WOMAN?!" Alice looked at the heartless blankly, "I didn't tell you guys?"

    Riri smiled loosely as she shook her head, "That's a deal. Besides, it'll be fun checking out the nightclub my friend runs.... And if you must know why i'm tagging you along, it's if i try to murder my friend, please hold me back. I don't need to get shot at... again." "Are you going to see that tech-geek guy again?" Scarlett sweatdropped glancing over at Riri.
    "What's your point Scar?" The fox girl said while Scarlett glanced over at Ranma, "Umm, never mind Riri. Have fun Ranma!"
     
  15. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Um. . . why would you marry somebody that was trying to kill you for running away? Isn't that a bit hypocritical?" Kinta posed, with Monty interjecting, "Not to mention stupid, kupo." Kinta continued with, "What DID exactly happen since the last time we saw you? You never told us any of this. Not even the part about not going into Audri's head anymore." "EXPLAIN, KUPO!!! I don't like being confused! Not one bit!"

    Kinta rubbed his temples in frustration, getting a headache from the whole affair. Neli just cocked her head, confused.

    "Aww, no fighting? That's no fun." Ranma half-mocked, shrugging. "Tech-geek guy? Whossat?"
     
  16. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "Ok ok ok! I'll explain everything to you guys. Well, you guys at least know since I'm just throwing stuff out into the open." Alice said as she snatched the wine back from Tyki and took a chug at it.
    "Ok, so let's start with how you were supposed to marry Dietrich first, and then we'll ask things from there going through this list of confusion." Audri said as she wondered how everything happened.
    "Well, knowing that I was considered a hooker at the time since my family owned a brothel at the time, Dietrich's parents came across me and thought that i was the perfect wife for their son. Even though he was the oldest, he always came second to Xenlo in everything. So they thought that at least getting him a wife would make him feel better." Alice explained while Lizabeth snickered, "You were a pity present? How pathetic!"

    "He's the worst person in the entire universe! Besides his awkward personality, he's the heir of some type of mafia and a total technology expert. He tinkers with computer and shit like that." Riri explained while Scarlett snickered, "Don't forget that he's got that dreadful fish pole of his to mess around with his subordinates. Oh, do you have leggings on underneath your dress Riri?"
    Riri pulled her black leggings down from under her dress and gave the redhead a thumbs up, "Yeah, I don't think these will stop the creep though." Riri opened up a portal before smiling at Ranma, "Let's hurry up before I change my mind about going."
     
  17. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Well, at least we know exactly where those brothel memories of yours came from, Audri." Kinta said, patting her on the head. "

    "Brothel?"
    Neli apparently had never heard of the term, and the entry for such a word was erased from her memory.

    "Erm. . . We'll tell you when you're older. Anyways, what kind of parents get a hooker as a wife for a pity present? Sounds a bit demented if you ask me."


    "Fish pole? This is just getting weirder and weirder." Ranma commented snidely. Noticing what Riri was doing, he nearly had a nosebleed. With a snarl, he asked. "What the hell do stockings have to do with anything?"
    After that, he walked through the portal.

    /stocking fetish. It just occurred to give him one for laughs.
     
  18. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "Well, they were a bit insane themselves i suppose. They were just another couple of theives that wanted what was best for their kid i suppose." Alice shrugged while Lizabeth cocked her head in confusion, "Were you the type of hooker that slept with every person that came through the door or the one that knocks out the client and steal their munny?"
    "Neither actually. I just stood outside the building attracting customers making them think that pretty girls like me were inside, but of course appearances are the devil's charm." Alice said smiling oddly while Audri sweatdropped, "What type of brothel was this?"

    "...A S&M." Alice said in a small mutter sweatdropping a bit before recovering, "ANYWAYS - my family decided to let me go after his parents talked to the rest of my family. Since they paid 1.5 mil for me to go with them, of course my damn family couldn't say no." "Wow, that's pretty sad." Lizabeth said smirking a little before Tyki whacked the heartless on the back of the head, "Shut up and listen to the story."

    Riri sweatdropped waving back to Scarlett before closing the portal behind her.

    - - - - - - - - -

    "Well, here we are. I think this world is called Shibuya from what I recall the last time I came here," Riri said as she stood near the wall while the strobe lights were going off, people dancing, chatting, and drinking to the side and the middle of the floor. The nightclub looked nothing out of the ordinary, except for the fact that about a third of its club-goers had guns and other variety of weapons at their side.

    *That is some weird ass fetish XD
     
  19. Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    "Wait, so we know that you got engaged - then ran off - but how did you get re-engaged? And since when-" "And why, kupo!!""-were you not able to get back into Audri's head. I mean, didn't you die or something and this was just sort of a spirit body or something weird?" Kinta asked, the confusion not any lesser since it was last mentioned. "I find the whole thing just one big clusterfuck of confusing. And just who would run an S&M Brothel?"

    "Well, it would explain a lot about Audri, kupo." The moogle replied, earning him several whiskers shaved off by a certain robot.

    "Alright, you dumbasses bore me. I'm going to go find Tyki so I can get some hearts. LATER!" The apparently ignored Ayla abjured, leaving the room with a hop, skip, and a jump.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "Aww, they all have weapons. It makes me wish I brought my gloves." Ranma grumbled, noticing the crowds around them. "So, where's the geek that I'm not supposed to let you pummel?"
     
  20. Italia07

    Italia07 Life being a handful ¬_¬

    "I don't think i have THAT many issues!" Audri scowled bonking Monty on the head while Alice continued on with her story.
    "Well, after some years and such, Dietrich was able to get ahold of me. He apologized for being a total prick when Xenlo stole me away from the first time and tried to kill us both. He thought that we should start over and asked me to marry him himself this time." Alice stated while Lizabeth just sat there scratching her head, "So he stalked you to say sorry?"
    "Pretty much!" Alice giggled while Audri face palmed. "As for the rest of the story, I can't get into Audri's head since something.... blocking my way in. I wanted to ask if Scarlett was having trouble at all about it since I've been having issues, but thought it was just me." Alice glanced over to the redhead who sweatdropped a little, "Yeahh... I haven't been able to get back into her head since we last saw you in that Balanced World. I have just been going to other worlds until something came up with you guys."

    "Why didn't you tell us that before?!" Audri snapped a little out of the normal making Scarlett fall off of her chair in shock.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    "Umm, I think he's over th-EEP!!" Riri squealed as someone groped her from behind. "HEY RIRI!" Some said from behind her making her turn and face the douche bag who was acting like a total prick.

    "S-SHO?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!" Riri barked at the brunnette who stood there grinning, "Oh, didn't you know? I live in this bloody world." Riri glanced at Ranma before punching Sho in the jaw, "YOU. ARE. A. PRICK!" "I know I am," Sho snickered out as he rubbed his jaw wincing in pain.
     

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