Tales of a Journey (Private!)

Tyki growled before whapping Ranma in the shoulder, "You try wrestling a wolf, unprepared, while he randomly tries to rip out your neck when you're sleeping.." "What the hell? That's really random Ace.." Scarlett sweatdropped as Riri tossed another cookie into her mouth before responding, "Maybe he was tryin' to rape Tyki!!"

"I was not trying to rape Tyki! And I didn't really have a strategy when to take out Tyki so he wouldn't be on my tail, but of course Ayla just came to the friken rescue and blew me out the window!" Ace shouted a bit annoyed before calming down. "Anyways, her sister lent her the bow because well... Let's just say I accidentally killed her when i was a bit berserk," He mumbled as Scarlett stood there silently as he continued, "And the ownership is suppose to pass on to the next closest blood relative to her sister, which would mean..." "But, doesn't these lust arrows drive people crazy to wits end?" Scarlett asked as Audri clapped her hands together smiling, "How do they work?"

Ace nodded as he tossed Scarlett the quiver and bow while he held the arrow in his hand, "It's considered either a lust or love arrow depending where you shoot the person. For a guy, you shoot them in the heart for love & for a girl, you shoot them in the ass.. As for the lust arrow, i don't know why, but you shoot a guy in the crouch.... as for a girl, it's in the back of their head.."

Everyon just looked at him with a 'WTF?!" look on their face as he shrugged, "Don't ask me! Scarlett's sister was a odd tart.."

 

"Cain! ....What the hell are you doing here??" Riri sweatdropped as Scarlett glared at Ranma before approaching him with the arrow in hand. "Err, oh yeah! Audri, I have a message from my friend!" Ace cheered diving back into the trunk and came back with a scribbled piece of paper as Riri sweatdrops, "Sould we be worried about this whole 'stalker' thing again?"

"I compleately forgot about that! But other than that, why do you have to be so straight forward Cain?" Audri blushed slightly as Rhode shrugged, "Cause it's nice to know that you and Kinta haven't done it yet?" "I though you went home after that party, you poor excuse for a vampire..." Tyki smirked as he sat down with a bottle of wine.

 

"Aww, too bad you got out.. I should of dropped the coffin into the lake when i had the chance!" Rhode whined and grinning simeliously. Tyki sweatdropped as Audri blushed a little and hissed at him as static started sparking through your hair, "Oh shut it, you bloody vampire. He's out cold at the moment and I have some other issues to deal with other than dealing with my 3rd generation relatives like you Noahs, and what's with that comment with him still being alive or not?!"

"Do you wanna listen to my friend's note or not?" Ace popped in the middle waving the paper in Audri's face hoping that she calms down a little. "Find, just read the stupid note before something happens.." Scarlett sighed rubbing her temples as Riri peeked over Ace's shoulder, snatching the note from his hands and read it aloud for everyone to hear,
I can still see that you are late again Audri~! Just do it soon before you leave and try to find me.
"What, no signature?" Riri frowned flipping the paper around to see if anyone left a sign of who this person was. "Late for.... OHSHIT!!!" Audri shouted running towards the window kicking it open and jumping out. "....Does she know that we're 3rd stories high?" Rhode sweatdropped as Riri and Scarlett looked at each other and ran to look out.

 

"Er, shouldn't we go after Audri before she blows something up like Kinta did?" Riri asked as Rhode sweatdrops, "I'm not going to ask what you guys have been doing since you left but whatever you're talking about Riri, I don't think Audri could pull it off.. And someone please pull Monty back inside!" Ace shakes his head as he goes over and pushes Ranma out the window, "Go find the moogle, you stupid brunette."

"You guys can be idiots sometimes i swear.." Tyki bluntly stated going back to drinking his wine as Scarlett glanced at Ace and snatched the note from Riri's grasp, "I wanna remember what today is but i'm not sure.... Anyone know what the bloody date is?"

 

"Hey, I just said to go get the moogle.." Ace waved his hands backing up a bit worried now as Scarlett yanked on Ranma's hair to keep him from beat Ace at the moment, "Damn, now I remember.. The eleventh is when Audri's parents were murdered by..... By..... Huh, who were they murdered by?"

"Really? So then.... what did Audri forget then?" Riri asked as Rhode shruged. "I think it had something to do with putting flowers on their graves or something like that when the anniversary came around.." Scarlett mumbled as she let go of Ranma's hair and went to the desk pulling out a pen and started writing on the table instead of paper. "How long since their deaths?" Rhode asked as Scarlett jotted down numbers not looking up as she spoke, "13 years since her mother's death, 10 since her father's.."

 

"Well, Sor-ry I didn't bring it up, and I didn't even know about it up now.." Scarlett growled while holding her head as Riri sweatdrops and jumps onto Cain's shoulders, "Don't ask, and that's why Kinta's passed out by the way.. He kinda made a huge portal under our gummi and we ended up in the backyard..."

"Hm, now that I think about it.. You came at a very convincing time Ace.." Scarlett glanced at Ace who sweatdropped and sat back down on the couch, "It's not that convincing, I just get all the crappy jobs sometimes like delivering this stuff for you and Audri..." "What's the real reason you're here?" Scarlett growled casting firaga at Ace before he continued on with his rant. "Woah! Easy you evil, evious little brat!" Ace snapped as he kracked his knuckles before Riri tackled Ace jumping from Cain's shoulder, "Bad wolfy. I say we should go find Audri!"
"Nah, bad idea fox. Although she'll need help probably carrying all those flowers, heck knowing her, she'll probably cut herself up real bad from all those thorns and her blood just spilling out of her cuts and such. It's more fun just to let herself go all emo on her own and die alone, kinda like what my sister told me once before she stabbed me to death..." Scarlett said as she rambled on and went back to writing on Rhode's desk.

(yeah, i got hmwk to finish, nights!))

 

"Oh, just some notes about Audri's family history you can say.." Scarlett mumbled to the Monty not looking up from her notes. Soon she stopped for a moment and glanced back at Riri and Cain, "You don't mind if you two go check on Audri, do you?" "Um, sure. C'mon Cain!!" Riri yanked his arm and jumped on the window landing on the balcony below the window.

"Why send them out?" Rhode and Ace asked about the same time as Scarlett sighed and scribbled some question marks around some areas on a family tree she made of Audri's grandparents Alice & Xenlo at the top. "Something... doesn't seem right about this.." She sighed tossing the pen in the air as Tyki sweatdrops, "What the hell does that even mean?" "I mean it's just odd that Audri's parents just dropped dead on the face of the earth is all, not like they were of any threat.... Or were they?" The red head sighed as she glanced down at her notes seeing it started to bleed and smear on the desk.

 

"Yeah, i kinda bet something that Audri will try setting something on fire.." Tyki mumbled playing with Ayla holding the shiny ribbon away from her as Rhode sweatdrops, "What does that Lust Drive do to her again?"

"Oh, something about her havin' sex or some stupid thing like that that Lizebeth told us.." Scarlett mumbled as Ace sweatdrops, "That sounds like the stupidest thing ever.. and probably not true." "Hm... Wasn't Lizebeth the one who told us about that one?" Rhode asked questionally as Tyki and Scarlett look at each other and just burst out laughing, "Maybe she has Lust Drive instead of the shrimp!"

"You guys are annoying when you say my name to insult me.." Lizebeth growled appearing out of a portal next to Rhode. "Frick, damnit Lizebeth! Don't do that!" The young Noah girl barked as the heartless just smirked.

 

"Damn, I don't think i've seem Ranma this scared before of a little rape scene.." Lizebeth cackled a bit before Tyki glared at her, "What are you doing here now?" "Just heard you morans talking about me, thought i'd drop by, see if Kinta's single yet... and also wanted to tell you guys a few th- Where's Audri?" The snake stopped looking around the room as Ace sweatdrops, "What's a Kinta?"

"More like who is it.. Kinta's Audri's excuse of a boyfriend.." Scarlett grumbled as she glanced at Lizebeth, "And no, they're still hooked up but still no sleepy togetherness.." "Awww, that's a waste of a relationship!!" Lizabeth said as Rhode sighs, "You're a quack, and go back to raping single guys like Ranma, if that makes you happy.."

 

"Yeah, I think if I ever did anything to Ayla, her pops would probably kill me.." Tyki sweatdropped as Rhode laughed in fits, "And what about you and Riri, Ranny?"

"Huh, I wonder if Ranma has some type of weird furry fetish or something like that.." Lizabeth grinned as Scarlett and Ace fall over laughing. "Ok, I think you guys are takin' this way too far, and what the hell could be takin' Cain & Riri this long to find Audri?" Rhode said as she looked at the notes that Scarlett had written down.

"Maybe she killed them and feeding on their organs?" Ace shrugged as Rhode poked Ranma's shoulder, "Ranny, what's a furry?"