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"Oh... I should lay off the moonshine. Wait, when did I start drinking?"

 

"Naw, I don't drink. It is just for some reason, my memory is messed up," Tom explained, "I forget things, only to remember them later. The really strange thing is that there is this one part that I cannot remember at all."

 

"Kid, you haven't seen weird, trust me."

 

"What is to be worried about?" Tom asked as a huge explosion knocked everybody down, "Okay, that was purley coincidental."

 

"Do you honestly think that the explosion happened because I asked you why you were worried?" Just as Tom finished his sentence, another explosion was heard in the distance. "Son of a %@^&# !"

 

"We go look and see the damage, help those who are injured, duh."

 

"Ask me if I care."

>By the way, you posted the same thing twice.<

 

"This kid is just asking for it," Tom thought to himself, "What if I scare him to near death?" Tom then transformed into a really big bear.

 

Tom then smacked him, causing him to go several hundered feet. "That'l teach him for a moment," Tom said after he transformed to a human.