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"What?" Tom asked, "You never heard of little baby parts falling from the sky?"

 

"umm......no."

 

"But I thought that you live on this world."

 

"i do but baby parts don't fall from our sky."

 

"Well normally they don't," Tom said, "But if somebody blows up a nursery that has alot of babies, well then..."

 

"yeah, so what part of earth did you go to?"

 

"Israel..." Tom said, "Not exactly the best place to go to."

 

"israel, man i'm surprised your still alive.'

 

Harry joined in the conversation.
"Israel's rough, you don't want to set foot onto that place"

 

"Well, I almost did die," Tom said, "I had just stopped a terrorist attack when a missle shot by a terrorist group almost hit me. And yeah, I don't plan on going over there anytime soon."

 

"I heard that 100 British troops die over in the Middle East every year....."

 

"Naw... It isn't 100," Tom explained, "The press just tend to overexaggurate."

>By the way, I am just making stuff up. I don't know how many troops die each year.<

 

"i wonder if the keyblades had anything to do with the iraq war?"

 

"I doubt it," Tom said, "And don't say that it is over oil either, cause it isn't."

 

"i wonder why the keyblades were never put in a history book or something?"

 

"Well, nobody ever sees them in normal life," Tom answered, "You just happen to be one of the lucky ones who do get to see them."

 

"but you would think that in the thousands of years that man has been on earth, that someone before me would have received a keyblade."

 

"and why did I get a keyblade almost immediately afterwards....is there going to be a great war?" Harry asked, with terror in his eyes.

 

"Well, only time will tell," Tom answered. The gummi ship's controls started to blink, "I am guessing that we are almost there?"

 

"Yep, just a few more miles!" Sora replied.