square earth

Cloud: We were to be exterminated. But we were to strong. We then left existence. That's why they never record our memoirs or deeds.

 

"so how did square enix create a video game about the keyblade weilders?'

 

Cloud: took our first wielder.. our leader, Sora......th-they experimented with him then made game a joke about him(clenches fist) Now that we're alive and about, htey send the Nobodies and Heartless to finish what they started.

 

"wait, so...............everything square has done was an insult to the other worlds."

 

Cloud: Yes. Everything we've fought for, died for....all for a big joke.

 

"DAMN YOU TETSUYA NOMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Cloud gets on his knees and it starts raining and he screams
Cloud: TESUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"cloud this is going to piss you off but on this planet sephiroth is considered the greatest videogame villian."

 

Can I have more than one character. I want Sephiroth too
Cloud: SEPHIROTH? HE KILLED AERITH!!!!

 

>if your sephiroth you should know that he is with kefka and master xehanort right now.<

 

Right
Sephiroth: Hmm? I sense that nusance Cloud. He beleived he was a wielder, he can only use one, but he's not on of them. SOLDIER was an orginization that had people who could use the keys but not be real wielders. I need to eliminate him now.

 

"wait how did square know about terra, aqua, and ven."

 

Cloud: They found them through Sora.

 

"i can't beleive the video games i've been playing are actually real."

 

Cloud: I know right

 

"parents always say video games are foolishness, well they did'nt know that it was real."

 

Kefka notices Sephiroth again. "Listen, whoever you are. Xehenort and I are in the middle of villainous plotting. That's what real villains do. If you want to go in with us, that is fine." Kefka paused for dramatic effect. "If you are only going to moan about people you could have killed, then please leave. Such whining ruins my fun. You do not want to rain on my parade."

 

Sephiroth appears in front of Cloud
Seph: Hi there boy, remember me?
Cloud: YOU

 

jesse looked at sephiroth, "the......the one winged angel."

 

Seph: Big fan haha!