KoD's Spam News

Special Guest


KOD: Hello, I'm KoD!

JAMES: And I'm James. Today we have our first special guest EVER!

KOD: But first, we're sorry to say, it's time to go to the weather with that sack of crap, Bill.

Bill: Screw you KOD! Anyway, today we'll be experiencing hot weather seeing as it's summer time.

KOD: A DUH! Tell us something we DON'T know!

Bill: Did you know Disney-

KOD: Sarcasm idiot!

JAMES: Ok? Anyway, lets introduce our guest Dr. Phil!

Dr. Phil: Why thank you James.

KOD: So Dr. Phil, are you REALLY a Dr. or did Oprah create you in a genetic mutation lab entitled Project: Make people feel bad, in Mexico underground?

Dr. Phil: ..........um excuse me?

KOD: Don't give me any of the Dr. jargon speech!

Bill: Hey leave him alone Kod.

KOD: Up yours Bill!

Dr. Phil: I'm sensing some hostility between you two. Did your father molest you KoD?

KOD: What the hell?! SPAM no!

Dr. Phil: Was your father around when you were a child Bill?

Bill: *cries* Yes!

KOD: Damn it Phil leave my co-workers alone!

Dr. Phil: Is that why you allow yourself to be teased and verbally abused by James and KoD? Because you didn't have a male guardian to look up to?

Bill: *cries* YES IT'S ALL TRUE!!

KOD: Damn it now you have Bill crying!

JAMES: You sick bastard!

KOD: I don't like Bill but you're being a real pain in the ass Phil!

Dr. Phil: I think we learned a lot today. We'll be back right after this commercial.

KOD: We don't have commercials you mutated freak! *throws holy water at Phil*

Dr. Phil: OW! That burns you know! *runs away*

JAMES: *gasp* So he really was created by Opr-

KOD: That's all the time we have for today. I'm KoD, and oddly enough that's the news.

 

WTF?!?! CORRUPTION??!!??!!



KOD: Hello, I'm KoD.

JAMES: And I'm James!

KOD: Today we talk about CORRUPTION ON THE FORUM. And today we'll actually be answering YOUR questions with our own opinions.

JAMES: But first, the weather with Bill.

Bill: It's too damn hot for the weather!

KOD: Wow, that was actually good today! Anyway, we'll now be taking questions from the audience!

 

Bill: GOD DAMN *** THAT'S WHAT!!!

KOD: That's a bit out there. Well answer, there seems to be 'people' causing problems here. With Honor Guard banned and Kairi Star leaving, it's a bit hectic here. And my resources say that-

JAMES: Shush Jordan! You know who might read this!



KOD: That's a good question SB! Monkies are a bit expensive so imagine SINGING Monkies!

JAMES: I think it's monkeys.

 

Bill: TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SECRET WAR!!!
*Falls out of chair*

KOD: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Anywho. The forum is having, 'technical difficulties' at the moment. But I assure you, that whatever Raiden has in stored will be FOR the forum not AGAINST.

JAMES: And there is no war! Like the people who want people banned against people who don't share the same thoughts!

KOD: Right!

 

*Bill is twitching screaming random stuff*

KOD: Ignore EVERYTHING you just heard from Bill.

JAMES: And don't send us e-mails about what we think or know.

KOD: And don't join the social group we're planning on making!

JAMES: And what's with the questions Answer?! You some kinda cop?

KOD: Yeah you worken with *muffled sound*.


*Side note, I will post the Spam News official e-mail soon.

 

no need SB, Bill isn't dead

 

*K_O_d opens door, bleeding...........EVERYWHERE!

KOD: What the $\%$ DB?! You send me and James-

Bill: And me!

KOD: Shut up! Me and James rolling down a hill a think you can just waltz in here like you own the place??

JAMES: I scraped my inner bone marrow!

KOD: What do you have to say for yourself HMMMMMMMM???