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How close are you two?

Bored eh? You want me to tell you a story?

 

Hmm....(BAU)

Um....what kind funny, scary, tragic.......

 

Choices choices choices.....

Hmm we'll go with the funny one!

READY!

 

There were 5 guys. Two were stupid. Three were innocent by standers!

Good so far!

 

The two geniuses thought of a clever idea of throwing rocks at a vicious dog. The three innocent bystanders stood in awe.

Guess what happened next?

 

It was time to eat. So all 5 went towards the house.
A weird noise was behind them. They all turned around slowly. And there it was the dog. They screamed and ran in totally different directions. Every man for himself. The dog chased the shortest and slowest one. The boy ran for his life into the street around a park car and the dog was still gaining. The remaining four kids were on the porch watching and laughing. Then the boy being chased ran towards the porch with the ugliest expression. The 4 guys. Shouted, Crap, Oh Heck. And leapt over the porches ledge. The boy being chase jumped too but his leg got stuck and he landed straight on his face.

The End!

 

Based on a true story!