Keyblade War

>I think I'll join with Yuuri. Just click the thing in my sig. BTW, I'll be a bad guy for this. If I can't join yet, just ignore this post and tell me when I can.<
When Zerieth almost hit Rako, a dark beam hit the ground and a boy blocked the attack with a dark keyblade."You'll be fightin' me, Yuuri,"said the stranger.
>Rakos is the bad guy right. Or is it one man for himself?<

 

>I think my family has a curse or something. We always come at a bad time.<
Yuuri looked at Gerik."Why not. Seeing as we're even now, I don't think it'll be a problem." He looked at Rakos and fully healed him."Now that we're all at full health, let the battles begin." Yuuri had Riku's dark blade and summoned a new weapon that was black and blue. He charged towards Gerik. Unfortunately, he, Yuuri, had no idea what he was up against. Idiot.

 

Okay, so Yuuri wasn't that bad in a disadvantage. He was mainly a speed type so he easily dodged the "Spinning Keyblades of Doom">as i call it< and tried to hit Gerik with a tri element--fire, water, and lightning-- keyblade attack.

 

Yuuri turned around quickly and reflected the blasts back with his blade, not magic. He's that fast. The light blasts went back towards Gerik.

 

The only thing that has a chance of hitting Yuuri is like Super Sonic being boosted by 7 more chaos emeralds. In other words, almost nothing could get him unless someone stops time itself.>hint,hint< So he got out of the storm of thundagas, ran towards Gerik and started attacking like a monkey that's been eating 2 tons of candy a day. Faster than speed of a sonic boom.

 

>Well that's cheap! No offense though. Not flaming anyone. Seriously, not flaming anyone.<
Yuuri screamed with agony. Then he disappeared to a land called "Sun Shine". The music there was cheery."NOOOOOOO!!!!"Yuuri yelled. He started running so fast, he went back in time to where and when he was killed. He ran towards Gerik and attacked, again, being stupid. But he was not falling for the same trick again. If he gets grabbed again, he'll punch Gerik in the face and get away.
>Yes, he can do that too. He may be dead but his soul isn't.<

 

"Uh, no?"Yuuri lied. He hated being defeated. He came back full force, full power, crazy random sword motions that usually miss.

 

The burning was not because it hit Yuuri, it was because Yuuri was screaming and swallowed the fire."Hot!"he yelled. Since people usually go faster when burning with heat or spiciness, the attack benefited him. The only problem is, he stopped, dropped, and ate dirt, which put out the fire and made him choke until he spitted the dirt out. That left him open for attacks, even slow ones.
>I think I'm hurting my own guy.<

 

>You're enjoying this aren't you?<
When Yuuri did get up, he was bruised pretty badly. He cast heal."Much better,"he said happily. Then his happy face got serious, a really bad sign.

 

>Well, get ready for this next move.<
Yuuri's a big eater, which he ate 10 pigs, 15 cows, and a chicken before the fight. And that serious look was not actually serious at all. He's constipated. Not with diarea, just a big case of gas. So he finally unleashed it and he came out like a rocket and head-butted Gerik, hard. If this were a game, Gerik would be on his last strand of health now. >You better hope he knows Curaga.<