Good News Bad News Thread

Gn : Luigi killed by the train...

 

bn:the train was being driven by Yoshi

 

gn: Yoshi is a kid, so he can't drive it.

 

bn: Thats what she said

 

gn: yoshi just graduated driving school

 

Bad news, he cheated and got thrown in jail.

 

gn: He dug a tunnel out of jail

 

bn: He hit a Best Buy on his way up.

 

gn: then he found a Coupon for a free McDonalds meal =D

 

Bn: but in jamaica...

 

gn: yoshi got a helicopter

 

Bn: the helicopter is out of fuel and dropped out in amazon

 

gn: the amazon people are nice

 

bn: They cook you in your sleep because they are primitive animals.

 

gn: Piranha fishes eat amazon people to skeletons.

 

bn: .............piranhas...

 

gn: Yoshi found a pest sprayer and kill all piranhas

 

bn: Pit comes in and slices off Yoshi's head.

 

gn: A fisher captured Pit

 

bn: Meta Knight slices fisher net, and Pit kills the fisher....