Good News Bad News Thread

gn: ansem went to mallest me, but started humping his Heartless thing because he's blind by Jesus mud. I round house kick him into the Underworld, and then Haley W appears......

 

Gn: Minerva allows me and Ninja to become Guardians,and with our red flashy lightsaber/swords of ultimate doom,we conquer,I mean save the world.Also Mythril blows up because he posted good instead of bad news.

 

bn: Chocobos sword trnz out to be really tiny (if u know what I mean), and Ninja's is bigger. Chocobo feels small (because he is!)

 

gn: hayley w slaps mythril nd leaps into ninjas arms
choco takes a supersize potion nd crushes mythril

 

Gn: ninja transform into ultimecia and become chocy's guardian

 

bn: back from the dead,nazis attack.

 

Excuse me? Thats good news?!.............some friend you are, joking about an 11 year old killing me and you and Haley ruling the world together......wtf?
bn: (Haley slapped me...)

 

gn: we all RAVED like there was no tomrow

 

bn: without me.....

 

gn: ninja hugs mythril nd raves with him (better?)

 

Gn: and that's bad?

 

bn: there is no bad newz any more

 

gn: they were happy about this.... so they thoughht

 

bn;....there was more?

 

gn: no there wasnt
bn: yes there was..... this thread attempted to eat us =O

 

gn: stopped the raging monster nown as this thread, and we all posted happilly ever after......the end?

 

bn: i dont think good news bad news thread has an ending

 

gn: good, because I like this thread. How bout.....I calmed the beatsy, and now this threads monster side is under my control. And I promise not to turn it on anyone, and they posted happily everafter......^_^...................T_T...........

 

bn: the beasty wanted mythril, by wanted , he wanted ;]
mythril got creeped out

 

gn: I ...........help?