Good News Bad News Thread

bn: Homer chokes Bart instead of fighting

 

Good News: Marge wacks him with a roller pin

 

Bad News: Moe calls Marge Midge

 

Good News: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BN: Mayhem appeared in every country

 

Good news: Trump is getting blamed for it

 

bn: He was the mastermind this time

 

GN: Because he wants to become Assassin

 

bn: He cant,he is already too far down the Ninja path

 

GN: I have vampire bloodline from someone

 

bn: Still no Assassin training
GN: you get to do cool NinjaVampire stuff

 

BN: I have Assassin blood from my father T_T

 

gn: Its is diverted to your Ninja training to make you more acrobatted

 

BN: I'm not immune to mom's cook T_T

 

gn: You will learn

 

BN: Is there a neighbour to our family?

 

gn: No,we took em out

 

GN: Because we're awesome
BN: Wait, that's good news T_T

 

gn: Thats good anyway!

 

Bad news: Im you new neighbor