Good News Bad News Thread

bn: The headache monster is too strong!

 

GN: We give Aspirin monster a cocoon so he evolved to one step ahead from The headache monster

 

BN: The headache monster evolved into Migraine Monster!

 

GN: the Aspirin Monster fused with the Acetaminophen Monster!!!!

 

bn: The Migrain Monster gave the new one a Migrain!

 

GN: They immune to migrain by eating themselves

 

BN: They ate themselves to death

 

GN: we sent Altair with bulletproof armor

 

BN: The monster has backup in the form of Uchiha Itachi

 

GN: We put Itachi a sunglasses with superglue so he can't use his Kekkei Genkai

 

BN: That actually made it easier since Altair will never know when Itachi will use his eye attacks

 

GN: Itachi can't open his eyes because of superglue

 

BN: He has ninja powers,he can still fight with his eyes closed!

 

Good News: Altair still had his Bullet Proof Armour

 

BN: Itachi doesnt use bullets,he uses ninjutsu and genjutsu

 

Good News: Sasuke does

 

BN: He shoots himself somehow..thats good news actually!

 

bn: they were all out of stock

 

gn: There were two bn posts!Sweet

 

Good News: I made shipments and should be here in 5 seconds.

dang it Blade lol