Devil's Wish

Very well granted, but in the next life you will always be a loser!
I wish I had a puppy! One that knows how to herd sheep.

 

granted but sheep dont exist
i wish for all the money of the world

 

granted but there is no money on jupiter(you didnt say which worls)
i wish anything that cant backfire

 

granted, but you wished that you jumped off a 50-story building
i wish i had a pet hedgehog

 

Granted but my puppy eats him.
I wish for a neat sig.

 

granted but your too stupid to know it sucks
i wish bladesmasterfan would take that wiseguy smile off his face

 

Granted but then you lose your ability to smile in real life.
I wish that I could play the guitar.

 

Granted *You now wish for a girlfriend*

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 would come out already!

 

granted but you cant buy it
i wish people would make a good backfire for wishes

 

granted, but now your comebacks SUCK
i wish that kh2 axel was real

 

granted but he dies the next second
i wish for something

 

grabted you wish for nothing
i wish that DjC realized he had just been pwned

 

granted but its by me ha

 

ok i guess ill restart it
i wish isa would realize that he cant pwn anyone

 

granted but it failed
i wish doortothelight would noticed i pwned him already.
look at my avatar

 

granted but your avatar still sucks
i wish that we could talk about other things than pwning even though we all know that i pwn isa

 

Granted,you now talk about why you sit in front of a computer all day and complain

 

ok ill start it up AGAIN (remember to put a wish after you put your backfire)
i wish that i didnt have a stupid last name

 

granted, but now you have a stupid first name
i wish i could fly AND stay on Earth's ground