Devil's Wish

Granted, but your mom shocked, thinks, "This isn't curtis, it's DEVIL!" then she killed you

I wish for granting all my wishes by Santa Claus even I don't celebrate Christmas...

 

Granted, but your turned into coal.
I wish...

 

Granted, and it's not happened

I wish Curtis become baby

 

Granted, but I grow back in 5 secods

I wish...

 

Granted, ...................

I wish????????

 

Granted, you die horribly by crucifiction.

I wish for I...

 

Granted,but now there are 10 copies of you running around saying they are you while being idiots.

I wish for cake that wasn't a lie

 

Granted, but the game Portal is destroyed.

I wish...

 

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish for the worst wish ever.

 

Granted, you meet Jesus and he says you are the only one he rejects from his kingdom.

I wish I met Jesus.

 

Granted, and you'll enter hell after 1 second after you saw him

I wish I'm the one who draw Mona Lisa...

 

Granted, but you died before Kingdom Hearts came out.

i wish cosplay costumes weren't so expensive so i'd have something good to wear for Halloween.

 

granted, but now candy is so expensive, only 2 people can afford it, and they keep it for themselves

i wish no one can get sick

 

granted, but you get sick......

I wish i could live in america.....

 

granted,but you die of obeisity

I wish,I wish,I wish I was Zero

 

granted, but megaman shot your head off.
i wish i had a yo-yo.

 

Granted, but when you play, the yo-yo explode like armageddon....

I wish i could rule the world.....

 

granted, but it was in your dreams.
i wish i knew how to snowboard.

>i got a yo-yo, and it didn't explode.<

 

Granted, but your snowboard broken when you're gonna use it.

I wish i could rule the world again........

 

granted, but someone hated you (not me) and poisoned your food.
i wish i knew how to not kill a thread.