Devil's Wish

granted

But now there are zombies on the loose!

I wish I can have more friends.

 

Granted, but they all stab you in the back and rape you.

I wish that I had eternal life, youth, and was perfect it every way.

 

granted, but you are the only one left.

I wish I have the power of time.

 

Granted, But you obtain amnesia and can't remember how to use it.

I wish for the answer to every problem.

 

Granted, but every problem in the entire world now rests on your shoulders.

I wish I could fly.

 

granted. But gravity is your enemy.

I wish I have a fast car.

 

Granted, but you kill yourself in a horrible accident.

I wish I was the Devil.

 

Granted, but since I am dead, I am resurrected as the Angel of Battle, and I slaughter you...

I wish I have Jean Grey.

 

Granted, but while using your telepathic and telekinetic powers your head explodes.

I wish the world would Explode!

 

granted but we all move to Pluto!

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

 

Granted, but it falls into the sun.

I wish for the perfect wish that can't ever possibly have any bad side effects. I just refuse to wish, so ha. No what nothing bad can happen to me.

 

Granted, but I found a magical lamp and wish your wish undone.

I wish Riku was real.

 

(I didnt wish, so there is nothing to be undone?)
Granted, but he would ignore you.

I wish I could have Riku as my lover.

 

Granted, but it turns out Riku was a dog.

I wish I could hold my breath for forever.

 

Granted, but you can never talk again.

I wish I was Riku.

 

granted but Hello Kitty can and kick your butt.

I wish I was Hello Kitty.

 

Granted but you die.

I wish time stopped.

 

Granted, but you have to live with everyone frozen now.

I wish I knew sign language.

 

Granted, but you go blind.

I wish I was dead.

 

granted, but since I am dead, I use my healing powers from Hello Kitty to ressurct you!

I wish I can get a tattoo on my back of a big ass dragon.