Count down from 1,000,000

996,500......no no noo...their slitheen...they don't give up....they never give up! Somethings wrong.....

 

996,499... What can we do to help?

 

996,498....... Wheres the TARDIS? *pulls out sonic screwdriver* I can track it with this.....

 

996,497... I sure hope you can...

 

996,496..... *sonic screwdriver beeps rapidly* Ooooohhh.....it's close by.....no wait! It's...... 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light years away! Oh thats clever! >.<'

 

996,495... Holy crappppppp

 

996,494......*Teleports back to Earth* Great so now I'm stuck on earth with a vinegar covered dude...like...a human! Thats rubbish, i mean no offence or anything but come on! x_x

 

996,493.. Sorry not my fault they didnt come, might as well take a shower...

 

996,492....ah go ahead! *takes out apple*

 

996,491... well im gonna get off for awhile, so talk to you later buddy

 

996,490.....Hasta luego! *falls asleep*

 

996,489....

 

996,488. I find this thread useless.

 

So do all of us, but we just can't stop posting.

 

996,485......

 

Fixing Count........

996,485

 

996,484.... *sigh*

 

Yep . . . . [pokes dead fluff ball again with a twig]

 

996,482.......Its a rat....

 

. . . . [Keeps on poking it] . . . . bored.