3000 ways to become famous

marry a famouse person,divorce in under a month,then marry a monkey

 

102

Get near Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton if your a guy or Michael Jackson or Ozzy Osborn if your a girl and yell rape. (I actually overheard this idea today while visiting LA)

 

Actually I think a boy yelling rape near michael jackson would work better

speaking of which,make michael jackson black again

 

Brilliant ^


104-

Sing outside the Directors Guild in LA

 

have two marching college bands fight during halftime so they can finally have some screen time

 

lol, we do that now in high school ^

106-

Jump out in a proofesional football game and catch the touchdown winning ball.

 

When peoplego "Oh no!" break a wall and go "Oh yea!"

 

104. Be a famous anti racial leader.

 

Collect ALL Square merchandise.

 

109. Become a world's hypocrite.

 

*pssst, you were 110 SB*

Create a Brand New World killing all those who cannot help make our world a better place.

 

111. Resist the 666 temptation.

 

Promote the 666 and make it into a religion.

 

Become so fat you look like aperfect egg.

 

(SB how will you become famous be resisting it?)


113-
Disappear, live in nature for a few months, then re appear and claim you came back from teh dead using magic

 

streak in the room Nancy Pelosi has her next press confrence at and claim she works for the FBI to undermine CIA power

 

Call Nancy Grace? A Bitch On live tv and watch the fireworks go off.

 

Find and Capture THE Osama Bin Ladin

 

Find Usama bin Laden.

didnt we call Osama at the beginning of the Afganistan war?

edit: we had the same idea!

ok,real one...kick Kim Jong guy in the nuts on live TV

 

Successfully summon a demonic beast from the fiery pits of hell in a pentagram you draw on the ground.