3000 ways to become famous

go on a killing spree but only kill squirrels and chipmunks o.o

 

Start eating your own fingers.

 

Go piss on the alamo and get caught.

 

Take a dump on the statue of liberty and smear it everywhere, lol.

 

You dudes are nasty! >.<

Steal the declaration of independance and wipe your ass with it!! xD

 

Oh and that's not nasty

 

Kill the most famous people and take their place.

 

Flipping off a mountain and landing in a tub of pudding.

 

eating pudding while jumping off a mountain

 

Having anorexia nervosa and telling the world your story.

 

Becoming an alien with no brains.

 

Turning into a super hero.

 

Eating a building.

 

Dieing and Resurrection.

 

Getting forgiven for a misunderstanding >_>

 

Jumping off a bridge and saying "I believe I can fly" but then dieing after that.

 

Eating a nuclear warhead.

 

Killing a dictator?

 

Humping the presidents pedestal.

 

O..o now that's weird

Becoming a pilot and killing yourself.