3000 ways to become famous

find the true tomb of King Tut, and pawn his treasure off to the highest bidder

 

Take over North Korea next week. (even more famous if you do it just in time to save a country from a nuclear strike)

 

Paint something abstract, call it art and sell it for millions.

 

take a dump on the "President" of Iran's porch (if he has one.)

 

Become a Body Guard Goon Guy for the President and Dress up as a ninja.

 

be a Ninja who takes down the Secret Service and then doesnt kill the President because it "woulda been too easy"

 

Invent the internet... Again.

 

invent faster-then-light travel, then use it to escape Earth and create new colony

 

create an army of robots on Venus that could take over Earth to force humans to travel to Venus with actual humans to stop the invasion.

 

Kick Tom Cruise in the balls while hes filming a movie and have it make the bloopers section

 

Discover just how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

Take a trillion dollars and burn it all

 

Kill that **** cockroach that won't die already.

 

Make the internet 10% other instead of 3%

 

Be the first person to be cloned.

 

kill George W. Bush (5 minute fame)

 

write the Great American Novel. named Sex, Women, and Burritos

 

Kill Chuck Norris (The Impossible!)