Napoléon

That was my deliberately sarcastic response to throw Inspector Diamond off my trail :p

Are you sure you wouldn't want to start practicing at a pool? It is much easier. There are set depths compared to the beach where the ground might suddenly drop out for no good reason.

Harassment of a specific member.

I can support breast cancer without pink.

Playing along? Me? Never.

Since I'm part German I burn easily too.

Yeah. That and more. Fun stuff.

I dunno about that.

Yeah I would.

I don't know the highest SPF. I know I've used at least 50 SPF. If they make higher, I'm certain it is findable.

I remember the whole fighting stuff. Unfortunately KS has gotten into more than one fight. Fun times. I don't remember when it happened, but do you remember anything about a member named Demon of Darkness?

Congrats. I guess that's the nice thing about being staff member. I don't have to worry about name colors. Although when I retire I'm gonna end up with pink.

... ... ...*Looks at the sky*...depends on what you mean by secret...

... ... ...*Turns head*...I...shouldn't talk about it on VM...and sho is not the person I am seeing...I'll PM you with the digits...

well other then the fact that I am haveing issues with Sho trying to take control of my love life everythings great:D

HEY-OH:D Nice to see you again!! where you been?!

What kind of epic? A chase to the death that ends with you pointing a gun at me and my back to the edge of a cliff? Or the one where we constantly meet up, have one night stands, and I escape before you capture me as I steal your heart little by little?

I've been to the beach plenty of times and I've never seen a shark. Although for teaching somebody how to swim I was thinking about starting at a pool.

What were you creeping?

But I am Desert. The greatest thief in the world. Many have tried to catch me, only to forever lose my trail.

I should teach you sometime. I'm not a good swimmer myself, but I'm able to keep myself afloat and move around.

I might do that. But 20 pages? Dang.

In that case I suppose I'll have to be your greatest adversary and declassify those cases.

I would never let somebody drown if I had a way of saving them.

Considering how much we VM, you're gonna have to scroll far.

I'd like to see you try. Although you wouldn't have to kill me considering that there are records of cases detectives have had to do and I know that not every single one of them are classified.

If she sinks... I suppose I'd save her before she drowns. If you sink, I'll have to come save you in my own boat because people who can't swim have the unfortunate tendency of dragging down people who try to save them.

I say that they would reveal themselves because it has happened at least twice. Scroll through my VMs and see if your guess is correct.

What cases have you solved?

You could bring your own life jacket and let her sink or swim. I'm sure she knows how to swim.

Occasionally if I mention a certain member, that member will VM me and basically reveal that he reads my VMs. I wouldn't be surprised if I were to get a VM by that person asking if he was the one I am talking about.

Music and Cooking are my favorite things. What about you?

Thanks! *hugs back*

Inspector? When did you become a detective?

That's not a good thing. My stepsister is not the best of people. She needs to grow up and learn to treat people with respect. I believe you are much better than she is.

I was trying to hint at specific members without actually using their names since other people like to read my VMs. Not at Goldfish though. He's a cool guy.

Same here! Im super ready. But ours is two weeks from now

Why be unhappy?

-_- Unfortunately you just reminded me of my stepsister. Who has been getting on my nerves lately.

I'm certain more than a few. After all, think of all the members that a bunch of people put up with.

Why would it be sexist? Call me old fashioned, but I'm just used to the best man being a man and the maid of honor being a woman. The title is supposed to point out the gender. I mean, you could be the best man, I only find it kinda strange.

Probably. But I'm guessing that you'd have to use a stepladder to use me as an armrest.

:eek: I didn't? Although in my defense I don't know if I'm going to have long conversations with members until said conversations start.

D: And you never became an Elite...*Steals milk carton*

Thats cool.