Napoléon

To me I think of a kernel of corn when I hear nooblet.
Hopefully your college life will start off better than mine did.

I can give you that beast appetite back :OO
I'm a mwagical kwittie :DD

yuusss
I am skwippy thwe pweanut bwutter kwittie
(sorry if thatz hard to read. LMAO.)

i'm planning on using a couple~~ :D
I'll send you deviantart link when i upload on dA,
so you can see for more info~

-OMNOMNOMNOMONOMONOMONOM-
mwunches down kookies~~
what type of kookies were tey?? :O

uaah DD:
kwittie will misses you ;w;
-pwaw hwug your w-ankle-
Skwippy will be a good~
-changed tag line-

-EDIT-
Sho Kitty wantz to be your kittie~
..I guess that meanz I can't be your kittie. D:
I've been a gewd kwittie though ・ω・

I was a little afraid you might like that.
Life happens.

hokaay :OOO
-cast angel spell on you-
you're a pretty angel nooow :DD

LMAO. well, here you go: https://www.google.com/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=skippy+peanut+butter&oq=skippy+peanut+butter&gs_l=hp.3..0l10.1032.4919.1.4991.26.12.2.12.13.0.218.1570.1j10j1.12.0.les%3B..1.0...1c.nCQCQPpdbRA&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=3c711fb061ac048&biw=1920&bih=990
^^I am now your huggie, fwuffy, pweanut bwutter kittie~~^^

:D
and I'm busy today ;w;
trying to get a lot done so can make a new set...
even though I break on GFX >w<

(now where are my kookies, nya)

No, just waving :D

But you're not. If you were, that would entitle me to call you a nooblet. Do you want to be called a nooblet?
He left before we got all these VMs and stuff.

You're a staff member. You can't be a noob.
Just say something like "Hey Desert mentioned an old member here. What was he like?"

*waves frantically*

i used to love playing soccer! i love watching it too. but i have bad eye coor. but it can be improved! Never give up!!

but plastic surgery is bad for you D:
I shall bring an angel from heaven and make it so you're an angel!!

LMAO. isn't there something called, "Skippy Peanut Butter"???
i'm a peanut butter kittie. LMAO.

daaww, okaaay~~
have fun to wherever you go :OO
(meow)

you're still horrifying though D:
^was so bwunt^ TTwTT

skippy??
you mean like the peanut butter skippy??? LMAO.

;w;
your precious kitty is going to be unconscious from seeing all this horror. >w<

your precious kittie needz a nickname :OO
give me a nickname~
(though i have tonz already~)

dd'aaahhh DD:
-shivers in fear in corner-
but by flesh, you mean kittie flesh or human flesh?? D:

but zombies are scary D:
-runz to corner and hides-

D:
my owner is now a zombie??? :<

-squeezes you till you can't breathe- D:

they are similar in some areas~~
I dunno.. ;w;
i learn them when i was itty-bitty, so maybe that was why :O

-squeezes you more-~~

uaaa ;w;
thank~~
but those are thank to my grandparentz~~
...i get them mixed up sometimes, though >w<