Desert Warrior

Aww I thought there would be a more special reason as to why I'm allowed to know ._.
You're above it ? Mister, you're not above anything. We're all equal, including catsup.
Thanks... That's all I'm saying this time.
Did you just say that kids deserve to be hit ? You're bad, I hope your future wife takes care of you >_<

You can't be missing emotions; you just won't let them surface, for whatever reasons O:

But I'm aware of it now O:
Catsup is cool Desert, leave it alone. You haven't realized the epicness behind the word yet, that's all.
It does, you'll realize this someday too :P It's a clever plan, concentrate on it, you might be able to figure it out before I have to tell you.
They can be, I'll admit it, but I still don't like it when people hurt children. They're just kids, they don't deserve it.

I don't see how everything can. Are you suppressing emotions ?

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Secretive ? ;) Since when ?
Ketchup is such a funny term. It's the whole sounding like catch up thing XD
It could be their devious plan to take over the world. Trying to blend in with the younger generation.
The little monsters ?! Desert, you're a cruel person sometimes. I don't like hitting children. This is the whole "Spanking kids" thing all over again.

Everything works for you ;D

You can't wipe my memory ! I thought we were partners D:
But you live in a Mountain Village ! That can be hick territory for all I know ! My family comes from the sticks, so I could have been able to relate to you.
Maybe somebody doesn't like the letter "i" so they decided to put a "y" instead :\
Then that means that I beat up a kid, which isn't cool. I don't like hitting people too on top of that.

Well, I'll reinforce it again and say that I accept you (:

I knew it ! You always had an aura that screamed, "Hey, I'm a wizard" ;)
Why doesn't it, it's a different way of saying it. All the cool hicks pronounce it like that.
There's such a thing as a SciFi channel ? That sounds like a dream. I'm a big fan of the Discovery Channel.
I think an 8 year old would completely own my ass XD I would never fight one though to test it out, I can't let my dignity be bruised if they actually do beat me...

I thought you said you were perfect :P
But I accept you, imperfections and all ! How could I not ?

Are you a wizard ? O:
Don't diss catsup. That's the way my grampy says it. I find it rolls off the tongue !
I never heard of The Next Superhero before, (I feel out of the loop), but that would have been a brilliant way to make your debut if it was still on air. If I become rich, I'll sponsor for your comic.
I could always try, I really should now that I think about it. I'm a little weakling. I bet a five year old could beat me up :P

Apparently, I still accept you though. Somewhat >_>

I'm sure there are kids who grew up fine without being spanked ! I'm going to hex you >.<
Sticks :P Do you say 'Catsup' instead of 'ketchup' ?
I thought it was a pretty cool name myself ^-^ There could be comic books about you !
....No >_<... I'm one of those chicks who struggle trying to pick up 10 pounds. There is no way that I can pick up my full grown 24 and 26 year old cousins.

There was no "I'm so happy that you'll be seeing your brother again". No, "Cool" was the reply waiting for me. I couldn't live my life without you :P

There are nice ways to show them that they're being bad. Don't spank your children ! O:
You don't have a mailman ? Man, when you said you lived in a Mountain Village, you really meant it. You seem to be in the sticks bubs. I live in a small town and we still have a mailman.
You can be Captain Twigs ! An awesome sailor or superhero (Your choice really.) Saving the world, one salmon at a time !
Well, I'll phrase it this way. I was 4, one was 11 and the other was 13, I would be amazed if I could flip either one of them :P I was mainly thrown around against the walls, desks or floors. They were trying all these impressive wrestling moves on me and I would take it like a bean bag. But I never did tap out.

Those answers were so unanimated XD

Yeah, but you still shouldn't spank them =\ They're only kids. What's the point in hurting them ?
You can shoot the mailman then and I'll watch from behind a tree :P You won't even know that I'm there.
Oh well geez... Sorry about that... Like I know how much you or your dad weigh. I'm a little over 100 pounds, it was fully possible that you were too. But considering that you're taller than me that would have made you anorexic. You'd be a real live twig person ! Thanks, I was a tough kid, whatever happened ? I was the only one who wouldn't cry and tell my grandparents so they only liked to wrestle with me.

Not really, my friends are similar to me so everything is cool in this hood :P There's no judgement, they accept me for who I am.
It's for cadets, he's doing Survival Instructor Training, which is a six week program. We'll be picking him up at the end of next week actually ! I'm excited, I haven't seen him in what seems like ages >.<

No parent should spank their children. I don't know you could always take away their privileges, don't let them watch Barnie, make them stay in their room. Do something, just don't hit them.
I'm not going to shoot the mailman with an airsoft gun; I'm going to end up getting charged xD
More than twice ? If you dads 200 pounds that means you must be 100. Holy Moses, we're like the same weight ! I'm an ace wrestler, by the way, back when I was 4-5-6 (Between those years) my older cousins used to wrestler with me up in the spare bedroom at my Nanny's house. One of them is 7 years older than me and the other is 9. They were never able to make me cry, though they tried >.<

"Seen me in action" XD I sound like a wild animal at the zoo ! For your information, I'm going to take this as I'm not goofy ^-^
I got a call from my brother today ! He's been gone to camp for nearly 5 weeks now !

No >_< I hope your wife has some sense and doesn't allow this !
Ouu what fun alternatives ?
Awwww~ What a cutie ! He sounds so...awwww X3 Babies do the most adorable things sometimes ! He clearly knew that you had no chance of beating your dad :P

(Canada has provinces and territories, but you'll never run into the territories unless you go North of BC or the praries.) I guess we could find each other if we tried, but it would take a lot of effort. Not to mention a lot of gas in the car... Imagine how much that would cost ! I have a question though, do you find I'm goofy ? Be honest here >.<

You better not discipline your own children by spanking them either :P I'll take care of you if you do.
I guess I'll have to ask one of these 'airsoft people' who know how to make them. I'll be in desperate need of these landmines once I get older. I can't let the mailman walk on my yard !
It's so adorable when babies say "Bye-bye" X3 I absolutely adore hugging them.

Nahh, don't worry about me, I wouldn't ever be able to find you. I'm not into looking around for somebody, it's a waste of my time. So, you have no need to fret over me =P
Opposites do attract in my case, I have no clue about you though.

Well I didn't say our kids or anything like that xD I meant the random children that you see running around :P
I'll admit it, when I first saw "landmines" I thought you were going mad, but then I read the rest of it and it sounds like a good idea. But how could I create such lovely baby powder mines like that ?
Oh man, in another few years he's going to be starting school :3 He must be able to talk by now, right ? Or atleast say a few words.

It's really your personality. You're a laid back guy and easy to get along with. On top of that you're not like me at all; we do have some things in common, but you know :P People who are too much like me eventually get on my nerves, which is sad to say when you think about it. You're different from me, therefore, I want you. I know I won't have you though, so don't worry about me ! The worst part about that last statement is that you don't drink >.< Drinking is such a turn-off and I'm head over heels in love with that fact that you don't xD

You're never going to be spanking kids when I'm around. I'll spank you right back >_<
Oh heavens no. I was thinking more a long the lines of a pebble or a reading book to shoot at them, not shooting them with a gun.
You think ? You're one of those uncles I dream of having... jk XD

Why do you always use the term "weird" when describing me ?
I'm not changing for you, so you better be prepared to know that I'm not like ordinary people.
Scratch that off, I don't want you anymore >.<

You believe that a parent has the right to beat their kids ? O.o Really ?
I'll try, I'm sure as I grow older and wiser that I'll become a more positive person... Or one of those granny's that shoots something at the mailman and tells him to get off of my property XD
And has a kid ? That's cute. You're an uncle !

But I like sharing those things with you >.<

I don't believe people are idiots (mainly the parents) for getting children involved in a divorce. What happens if the other parental hits the kids and yells at them ? Why should he/she have any rights to see the children ?
Well now that's just unrealistic for me. It's hard to be positive in a negative world.
Is he single ?

Ewww ? O:
Thanks, remind me not to share personal things with you anymore.

Desert, I'm telling you this because I feel as though I have to share it with somebody.
Diarrhea is flying out of me like torpedoes and my butt is starting to hurt >_<

"People" as in the parents or the children XD
I never think with an extremely positive outlook on anything. I try, but I always get caught up on what could go wrong or I focus in on negative aspects.
Is he much older than you ? I guess he must get caught up with the military and all, but atleast his last call wasn't too long ago ^_^