Desert Warrior

How are you aware ? I didn't even state my point of view on marriage.
I don't know, I think you should be :P
Never ? I vote it's because you're from the sticks. I heard the saying for the first time from my Phys. Ed teacher 5 years ago.
So you won't follow my orders ? o:

How are you proud of that ?

You'll keep wishing to massage my legs ? You're dedicated.

You and I have different point of views on this one XD
No, I'm not that cool.
Well I didn't say it was diluted mud, I simply said mud. "As clear as mud" is a saying Desert.
Good because in this relationship you're my property not the other way around.

You're terrible :P

All right Desert. End of this part of the conversation.
Aww, you're such a sweetie. If only you could (:

Awwh, do you see marriage as a serious thing ? X3
You never know with me though. I could know what I taste like.
The correct answer to that is "No" because mud isn't clear.
Why ? Because you want to own me ? :3

Stop being such a smart ass.

I was just asking. You don't have to join it if you don't want to.
Man, I just got home and my little legs are sore >_<

Right. So would you marry me if I wasn't already taken ?
Now that sounds naughty :P I don't know how I taste.
Are we as clear as mud now ?
Disturbing ? Why ? XD

You're probably right. I like having the option to not do something and to make my own choices.

Awh thanks (:

Edit : Hey Desert, want to join a Pokemon roleplay Trio made ?

Of course you do because you wish you were married to me :P
Fruits are delicious and everybody gets hungry. I would choose a fruit over myself any day.
Rough. I still don't mind gentle though.
Yes it is. I sprinkled some magical dust on it and now it's able to speak and has taken ownership of me >_>

I bet there are some people who do. You know, those people who don't like doing anything for themselves.

Do it ! I dare you !

Dude, you are jealous and I don't know why because there's no reason to be :P
Hmm... Maybe the paopu fruit is more important than me. I'm not sure actually, it'd be a lot quicker to come to Canada and get me first.
Well, gentle's all right sometimes. Does that make you feel better ?
You could always ask my bed for permission to own me. I'm a loyal dog, I'll follow you around like a puppy.

I don't want to get to the point where I have to wear diapers and somebody has to change them for me >_<

Are you just relying on belief or did you actually check ?

Ouuu is somebody being catty now ? ;D Jealous ! Jealous !
No rush, it's not like I'm going anywhere fast.
I prefer it, so yes.
Go ask my bed, it's owned me for the past 3 years =\

Yeah, I don't want to have to wrinkles and I won't have them.

Well it does go there first, but once you save your changes it brings you to the other person's profile. Edit your next VM to me, you'll see.

You did not just go there *Cyber Slap* >_< You're just jealous.
I'd go check in South America, there's a lot of awesomely strange things down there.
Dude, if you're going to spank me you have to go hard ;)
I went to bed, sleep owns me...

I'm only 17 years old, don't bring up wrinkles O:

It was an accident this time I swear ! I forgot to write back to your "Sure thing ;) " comment about my sleep, so I edited my message. Of course when you edit it brings you to the other persons profile. I'm sorry, but that word caught my attention. All I seen was 'orgy' and I was like, wow what is Desert talking about XD

I replied in the new orginization...

So, I see that you've written in the orgy today :P
Sorry, I'm tired and I was having a good laugh. Don't mind me XD

Ohh I get it now ! (It's too early to make me read the obvious :P ) My cat won't tell, she loves me. Not like some people *Cough Cough* >_>
If you can find one, sure ! We'll forever be intertwined.
I think I deserve one cyber slap. Don't hit me too hard.
I'll go to bed. Sometime...

But I'm not distressed about anything. Oh no T_T

Desert, don't do this to me D: I thought we had something special going on !
This makes me think of Kingdom Hearts, ironically. Dude, we're like Sora and Kairi or Sora and Riku !
Isn't that a shocker. You should cyber slap me.
It's only 1:37 AM over here. Hehee... I'll go to bed eventually, I swear >_<

You save other damsels that aren't me ? Oh no, I have competition !

Don't wipe my memory ! Please, I'm begging you !
You and I are amazing like that. We know how to say all the wrong things at the right time :P
Why not ? What happens if it was something important.
It could be because it's extremely early in the morning for me, but I laughed more than I should have at that. It was the whole, "You should see me on Halloween" thing. Ahhh~

Desert, I know you have an awesome life. You're too cool not to.

No. What could happen ? O.O
No, it's actually my fault. I don't always say the right things ._.
You're such a sweetie. I don't even remember what this was about...
When you said trickster, I instantly thought of those kids on Halloween who try and take other peoples candy ! >_<

Don't you like your life without emotions ?

I can tell her today. On my end it's Saturday ^_^
Desert, you make me feel bad.
Is that it ? :P
It's a part of your wizard powers, isn't it ?! My, you're a tricky one.

I thought you said you didn't have emotions because they ran away =\

Ummm...not sure why not ????

Replied in the orgy

Only on Wednesdays... ... ._.
Awh don't say that. Why do you think you're poor ?
I'm slightly irritated.
Are you being a smart ass :P

Depends, sometimes I wish I didn't have emotions. It would make everything a lot more simple.

Fine, I won't tell anybody about you being a wizard.... Wait, can I tell my cat ? :3
Awh Desert, don't say that. You're not poor =\
No, not really.
I'm completely against spanking and that's all there is to it.

I wish I had emotions like that >_<

Beg pardon ?! xD I can tell somebody of the opposite gender about you being a wizard ?
You sound like a rich snob now :P
There is something wrong with this. What a good nose you have.
You can't whip children anymore without going to jail. And I'm blowing it out of proportion ? You're telling me that you plan on spanking your children and I hope you feel guilty about it afterwards when they're crying.

What clever emotions you have :P