Beloved

"Well i cant say the years have been especially kind to you Mr.Barker"

'She poisened herself...arsenic..from the apothetry round the corna'...tried to stop her...but she wouldnt listen to me.'

'So it is you.....Benjamin barker!'

he actually asks 'what was his crime?' Then she says 'foolishness' hahaaa....this is the one of the bits i remember the most! :D

Foolishness.
He had this wife, you see
Pretty little thing, silly little nit
Had her chance for the moon on a string
Poor thing! Poor thing...
There was this judge, you see
Wanted her like mad
Everyday he'd send her a flower
But did she come down from her tower?
Sat up there and sobbed by the hour
Poor fool.
Ah but there was worse yet to come, poor thing...

The Beadle calls on her, all polite
Poor thing, poor thing
"The Judge," he tells her, "is all contrite, "He blames himself for her dreadful plight, "She MUST come come straight to his house tonight!" Poor thing, poor thing!

(Ball music)
Of course when she goes there, poor thing, poor thing!
They're having this ball all in masks
There's no one she knows there, poor dear, poor thing
She wanders tormented and DRINKS, poor thing!
'The Judge has repented,' she thinks, poor thing "Oh where is Judge Turpin?" she asks... ...He was there alright! Only NOT so contrite!

She wasn't no match for such craft, you see
And everyone thought it's so droll!
They figured she had to be daft, you see
So all of them stood there and LAUGHED, you see
Poor soul! Poor thing!

He says 'You got room over the shop, don't you? Times is so hard, why don't you rent it out?' then she says 'People think its haunted.' then he he says 'haunted?'
hahaa....i just did it for ya! :p then she says this... 'Yeah. And who's to say they're wrong? You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice...

There was a barber and his wife
And he was beautiful
A proper artist with a knife
But they transported him for life
And he was beautiful...

Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.'

I'll finish off this bit and do Mrs.lovettes part....then you can be him! savvy?

-walks away absent-minded-
'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit!
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...'

-Scurrys through the streets until he reaches Fleet street, He enters Mrs.Lovetts pie shop, he moves back slowly-
'A customer!

Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a -- Fright, I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit! Sit you down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!

Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague--
(Ugh! What is that?) But you think we had the plague! From the way that people, keep avoiding--
(No you don't!) Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?

Mind you, I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London!
I know why nobody cares to take them,
I should know, I make them,
But good? No!
The worst pies in London,
Even that's polite!
The worst pies in London,
If you doubt it, take a bite!

Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here, drink this, you'll need it!
The worst pies in London...

And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is -- when you get it
Never -- Thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin' poor -- animals
Wot are dyin' in the street!

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!
Does her business but I notice something weird.
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared!
Have to hand it to her --
Wot I calls, "enterprise"!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!
And I'm tellin' you, them pussycats is quick...!

No denying times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in London!
Only lard and nothing more --
Is that just revolting,
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting,
And tastes like...
Well, pity

A woman alone,
With limited wind,
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir, times is hard,
Times is hard...!'
'Trust me deary...its gonna take alot more than ale to wash that taste down! come on....lemme get you a nice ig jugger'o'gin.'

okay fine!

'You might find me if you like, around Fleet Street, I wouldn't wonder.'

Well i guess your gonna be Mrs.Lovett! :D hahaaa....

'Oh, that was many years ago....I doubt if anyone would know...
I'd like to thank you Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me, I'd be lost on the ocean still.'

'There was a barber and his wife
and she was beautiful...
a foolish barber and his wife.
She was his reason and his life...
and she was beautiful, and she was virtuous
And he was naive.

There was another man who saw
that she was beautiful...
A pious vulture of the law
who, with a gesture of his claw
removed the barber from his plate!
Then there was nothing but to wait!
And she would fall!
So soft! So young! So lost and oh so beautiful!' (lol we still gonna keep this up?)

'I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once-familiar streets...I feel shadows, everywhere.'

'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
and the vermin of the world inhabit it,
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit,
and it goes by the name of London.

At the top of the hole sit the privileged few,
Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo,
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru
but there's no place like London!'

'You are young,life has been kind to you.....You will learn.'

-enter johnny depp- no there's no place like london!

oh god no!! -shoots herself in the head-

doance to what?

lol....yh i forgot about that! hahaaaa....

muahahaaa!!!! :D

Well it depends- is Kaname supposed to be good or bad?

-pushes a big red button that blows up DR's head-

a good... double agent? *nudge nudge*