Public Enemy

So it just occurred to me yesterday while I was out in the city.
There are always certain types of people out there who can be quite bothersome.

These people are in the out in the public, sometimes I even think they are there for a reason.

They include your...
>smokers who smoke near you
>gum chewers who spit gum on the ground
>spitters
>litterbugs who throw food on the ground
>immature kids who for some reason think they can be a nuisance
>old people who take advantage of you by cutting in lines saying "I'm old, so I go first"
>the angry bag ladies
>weird stereotypes who try to act the stereotype
>Smelly kids
>Smelly council workers who rub shoulders as you walk by
>the stranger who watches you on the train/bus
>the weird person who reads/watches what you are reading/playing

I'm sure there are plenty more out there. Discuss your stories about your public enemies here.

 

I do find the stereotypes quite funny, but real annoying. I really dislike it when some random kid comes up calling me bro or "G", but I shake it off and laugh afterwards.

Speaking of funny,
Where I am, we have a city Marilyn Monroe!
No Joke! Just a random lady who dresses up as her each day and walks around. I don't know what she does for a living (I would say government payment of some sort since she does the Marilyn Monroe thing due to a psychological problem... or so they say). Not much of an enemy, but more of a strange face.
And we also have the robot man! Everyone Loves him for some reason. He stands on the box dressed all in silver with a silver wig and shines in the sunlight.
Then you also get the loud untalented music guys. I mean some of them are quite good, others just don't deserve to be there. The ones that should not be there. one of my public enemies as well.

 

Well I'm talking realistic here.

The Smelly kid is smelly because they Refuse to have showers, if the shower was broken, then yes, can't blame him too much. And not just shower wise smelly, I'm talking about the "Smells like public toilets" smelly. They try walking close to you so strangers cannot tell who is the smelly one. To avoid that, I pull out my phone and dial a number and stop walking. Usually they'll just walk right on by hoping to find another host.

Stranger watching you, unlikely he'll just walk right up to you and say "Here's a million dollars!" and then handing it to you in cash or with a cheque.

And if someone gave me candy for reading my book, I would find that real weird. Seriously, why would anyone just give you candy like that?
Usually I offer the newspaper to them that I'm reading when I'm done, but they say no instantly as if to avoid the I was reading your paper. If they want the paper, take it. I'm done with it, my stops next so you can have it.

 

Sometimes I'm afraid that I'm one of the Public enemies.
Like the not wanting to share a seat with someone by putting your bag on the seat and expecting them to find another seat. But if there definitely are no other seats, I simply give up and offer the seat next to me.

Which comes to another enemy, The guy who sits next to you while the whole vehicle is empty.
Seriously, there are 20 free other seats and they simply sit right next to you. One of the creepiest things ever!