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Love song lines that would make creepy pick up lines

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Nova, Dec 4, 2016.

  1. Nova

    Nova A Ghost Staff Member Administrator

    ^Longest title ever

    Anyway sometimes I play this game with a friend of mine. Sometimes, words come across a lot better in songs than spoken. Post a line from a song that would come across hilariously creepy if you actually said it to them to someone.

    For example:

    "Well I know when you're around 'cause I know the sound of your heart."
    -The 1975
     
  2. RebelMurf

    RebelMurf Hero of the Wild

    I don't know that I'd call it a love song, or maybe it is, anyway the lyrics are

    "Your Heart's about to palpitate, And I'm not about to hesitate"

    Comes from Hard to Concentrate by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

    Out of context it sounds a bit ominous.
     
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  3. Nova

    Nova A Ghost Staff Member Administrator

    The Police- Every Breath You Take

    "Oh can’t you see, you belong to me/How my poor heart aches, with every step you take/Every move you make, every vow you break/Every smile you fake, every claim you stake/I’ll be watching you"
     
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  4. Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    That song is basically a stalker anthem. Never understood why people think it is romantic. It's a perfect choice for this thread.

    How about a throwback to American Idol with Clay Aiken's Invisible?

    "If I was invisible, then I could just watch you in your room.
    If I was invincible, I'd make you mine tonight."
     
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  5. RebelMurf

    RebelMurf Hero of the Wild

    Haven't that one, Then again I'm terrible when it comes to music.

    Another one that comes to mind is in Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines,

    Over all the entire song is creepy but this should give you an idea of why

    "I hate these blurred lines/I know you want it/I hate them lines/I know you want it"
     
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  6. Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    George Michael, Father Figure

    "I will be your father figure
    Put your tiny hand in mine
    I will be your preacher teacher
    Anything you have in mind
    I will be your father figure
    I have had enough of crime
    I will be the one who loves you
    Until the end of time"

    I don't think this song is intended to be creepy or molest-y, but the lyrics can lead to unfortunate interpretations.

    I think this one had some controversy when it came out about it being a date rape song.
     
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  7. Nova

    Nova A Ghost Staff Member Administrator

    If I could take you somewhere, I'd take you to the darkest place,
    scatter you in art forms, admire the whore
    beauty in different ways, your hands on picture frames
    your eyes in the glass wear your face as a mask

    -Escape the Fate Cellar Door

    Not sure if this counts as a love song. But it kind of sounds like one in a twisted way.
     
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  8. Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    Lionel Richie's Hello.

    I actually think this song has a beautiful sound, but the lyrics are in that same sort of "you don't know I exist but I love you" stalker category as some of the others we've mentioned.

    The music video is creepy as hell also, with teacher!Lionel crushing on a blind girl student and following her creepily through the school.



    Some lyric highlights:

    "I've been alone with you inside my mind
    And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
    I sometimes see you pass outside my door
    Hello, is it me you're looking for?

    I can see it in your eyes
    I can see it in your smile
    You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
    'Cause you know just what to say
    And you know just what to do
    And I want to tell you so much, I love you ..."
    ---
    Also, the Christmas favorite "Baby It's Cold Outside" is a little date-rapey.

    "So really I'd better scurry (beautiful, please don't hurry)
    well, maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour).
    The neighbors might think (but, baby, it's bad out there)
    say, what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)...."

    "I simply must go (but, baby, it's cold outside).
    The answer is no (but, baby, it's cold outside)."

    A few examples. I still like the song anyway, though (one of the few Christmas songs I do like), but it's a song of a different era.
     
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  9. Nova

    Nova A Ghost Staff Member Administrator

    Find out what you want
    Be that girl for a month
    Wait the worst is yet to come, oh no
    -Taylor Swift Blank Space
     
  10. Derek

    Derek Well-Known Member

    Am I passin' into the light?
    (Am I looking into mercy's eyes?) Look into your eyes
    All the world is out of your hands
    (Then ascending into the dark, let me out)
    You got to die a little if you wanna live

    -Gorillaz 'Let me out'
     

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