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Family haywire

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Kyuu, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. Kyuu

    Kyuu your worst nightmare.

    My wife had an adult daughter, who became my stepdaughter.
    My dad came to visit and fell in love with her; my stepdaughter became also my stepmother.
    My wife had a boy. He became my dad's brother-in-law,
    because he's stepbrother of my stepdaughter, who is married with my dad.
    Because boy is my stepmother's brother, he's also my uncle.
    My dad's wife had a boy too, he is my brother, although
    I'm also his grandpa, because he is my stepdaughter's son.
    My wife is grandma for me, my stepmother's mom.
    Because of that I'm my own wife's grandchild.
    Considering that I'm married with my grandma,
    I'm not only my wife's partner, but grandpa for myself, too.

    ----------------------------

    Well, what do you think? :D
     
    Kyuu, Aug 4, 2008
    #1
  2. LDC1121

    LDC1121 New Member

    Is this serious or just a joke, cuz if it's real, you got a very confusing family! LOL
     
    LDC1121, Aug 4, 2008
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  3. Kyuu

    Kyuu your worst nightmare.

    Just a joke. ^^ My friend sent it to me and I translated it to English. :3
     
    Kyuu, Aug 4, 2008
    #3
  4. linka8

    linka8 New Member

    My head hurt now.....
     
    linka8, Aug 4, 2008
    #4
  5. Kyuu

    Kyuu your worst nightmare.

    Hahahaa, I was really confused when I read this first time...
     
    Kyuu, Aug 4, 2008
    #5
  6. Mike

    Mike Member

    Haha. I could be technical and poke holes into it (such as the fact that
    "My dad's wife had a boy too, he is my brother, although" is not quite right...he'd be a half brother).

    But from my experience, all that does is have people boo and tell me to lighten up. So all I'll say is that if you follow the logic, you discover that 'grandpa' in this sense (ie. being one's own grandpa) is little more than semantics...haha.

    And now to redeem myself with a joke: can you imagine how old 'your dad' must have been, if your wife had an adult daughter?
     
    Mike, Aug 4, 2008
    #6
  7. Kyuu

    Kyuu your worst nightmare.

    Well, in that it's not so strict, is he brother or stepbroher...
    And about 'your dad' and 'adult daughter'... It could be possible...
     
    Kyuu, Aug 5, 2008
    #7
  8. shadoweddestroyer

    shadoweddestroyer Member

    Im going to go have a lie down....
     
    shadoweddestroyer, Aug 7, 2008
    #8
  9. Desert Warrior

    Desert Warrior Well-Known Member

    What would everybody call everybody else?
     
    Desert Warrior, Aug 7, 2008
    #9
  10. Oath

    Oath King Bitch™

    :eek: wooooooooooooow
     
    Oath, Oct 26, 2008
    #10
  11. ü

    ü 30•05•2010

    i had to read it 4 times to get it all >.<
     
    ü, Oct 26, 2008
    #11
  12. Destiny

    Destiny Guest

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:
    So Confused!! So who's married to who and who's your chilld and Ahhh, My head hurts!!!!!!!
    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    No seriosly my head hurts :(
     
    Destiny, Nov 18, 2008
    #12

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