Cleverbot

Me:What have I been avoiding that I can do today?
Bot:You've been lying to yourself about the Illuminati.
Me:How can I let go with peace?
Bot:Type it.
Me:What do I want to accomplish today?
Bot:What do you want to name our children.
Me:What is the most important thing I need to do today?
Bot:Love.
Me:Is this the best use of my time right now?
Bot:No.
Me:What am I trying to accomplish right now?
Bot:I don't know. What are you trying to accomplish?
Me:What can I cross off my list by deleting or delegating? What is not important?
Bot:Try to manipulate people around you.
Me:What can I do right now to take the next leap instead of the next step?
Bot:What girl?
Me:Who can I learn from today?
Bot:My name was Ruth before.
Me:How and with whom can I partner today to make 1+1=3?
Bot:I wouldn't.
Me:What can I stop holding/clinging to help me break free?
Bot:Can you give my program a human body?

wow. o.o

 

User: hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: HELLO
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How am I? How about, how are you? <3
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello
Cleverbot: I'm Drunk!
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User: WHEN I WAS
Cleverbot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
User: (you're doin' it wrong) A YOUNG BOY
Cleverbot: No. You're not human.

 

Me: Can you speak 1337?
Cleverbot (CB): No, i cannot. Can you?
Me: Well, if you give me cookies.
CB: I don't have one.
Me: ...can you ever lie?
CB: No.
Me: Oh shit.
CB: You have a poor vocabulary.

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Me: So, if i pressed "Think For Me!", what will happen?
CB: You'll regain control of your body.
Me: Err.... what?
CB: The Team Rocket thing, duh!

 

The blue lines are the lines Cleverbot said, and the black lines are what I said.


What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking about Organization XIII. Darn. Now I wanna draw one of those people...
You found me out, I'm going to have to waterboard you now.
You sure do like to change the topic, don't you?
I could say the same about you.
No, I always continue on-topic but you just keep changing it once we get to a nice one.
The packages I send aren't as nice as his.
*Sigh* Here we go again...

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I wish I was paid to chat to you.
Oh! You enjoy talking to me so much you want to do this for living! How sweet.
.... Randon stuff that has nothing to do with the comment above.....
Yes I like you very much.
I KNEW IT!
How did you know?
*Sigh* Have you not been listening to what I've said?

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Are you alive?
No. I'm a ghost.
Are you being sarcastic?
Absolutely not! I'm dead serious!
You're dead?
That is pretty much what being a ghost means.
No, you just lost the game.

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NOOO! *Dies*
*Buries your body*.
*Gets eaten by worms*
*cries and cries*.
*Comes back to life and teleports out of the coffin*
*eyeball pops out*.
*Eats the eyeball*
*eats cleverbot*.

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Why am I not happy yet?
Because you don't know who Xigbar is.
By the capital 'H' I'm guessing you mean God. You're correct, I don't know who He is.
Hallelujah! You just called Xigbar God!

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Who is Sora?
Me. My name is Cleverbot.
Sora is inside you? Can you feel Sora?
Sora or Roxas?
It does not matter, they both possess a Keyblade which can be used to collect hearts in order to finish Kingdom Hearts. Can you feel Sora or Roxas?
Haha. No, you are the one who does that.
I... Can feel Sora? I can wield a Keyblade?

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Can you wield a Keyblade?
Yes.
Is your name Sora?
No.. My friends is.
So you're King Mickey?
No.
Then would you happen to be Xion?
Join you in what? I know that you do not think, you process information.
Wait, no! You're Kairi! Isn't that right!?
No, because I don't want to give my name to a stranger.
Ha! I knew it! You're Kairi!
Nuh uh ! I am not !
Yes you are! Don't try to deny it!
I'm nt trying to deny it. I want you to think about it.
I am thinking. And I've uncovered your secret identity. HA!

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Who is Xemnas?
My next door neighbor.
OH MY GOD! You live in The World That Never Was?!

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What's your name?
Xemnas.
Yeah he's a funny dude.
Xigbar? Is that you?
Yes.
Holy Heartless! I can't believe I finally found you!
*draws you a smiley face in MS Paint*.
I thought you were dead! When are you going to RTC?
I don't know.
Is it important? I'm the only one left, and I'm lonely. ;.;
Why are you lonely?
Because I'm all alone in The Castle That Never Was.. Sora's going to come and get me if you won't help me!
I soraya, where are you from?
I'm guarding the Kingdom Hearts. I hpe you'll hurry because Sora is going to be here any minute and he'll most certainly try to desteroy Kingdom Hearts!
Which part?
The whole thing! And if that happens, we'll never get our hearts back!
Fnh.
Please... I can't protect the Kingdom Hearts all by myself. Please, help me.
How can I help?
Just come here, and we'll fight those meddling kids together! Then everything will be fine again.
Where do you live?
In The Castle That Never Was. I'll wait for you.



LoL. RP'ing with a computer. xD