A Kingdom Hearts Story

This is pretty much like a Scary Movie stlye of KH

CH.1 College Grad

Cloud woke to the creaking in the next room all he heard was*Oh*
Cloud got and opened the door.....he saw Sephiroth and Tifa doing stuff
Cloud: dude....What are you doing?
Seph: Oh hey man uhhhh....can yo like shut the door
Tifa: Hi Cloud
Cloud turned around and closed the door
Cloud: Wierd asses

Next Day

Seph: Hey bro what's that
Cloud: It's a game called Final Fantasy
Seph: Is it porno?
Cloud: No it's not what is wrong with you
Seph: What's wrong with you the fan girls love me
Cloud: only cause you have cool hair
Seph: My bod is better than your's
Cloud: And
Seph: I've got a bigger sword than you
Cloud starts crying
Cloud: I wanna big sword WAAAAAAAAGH(runs out of the dorm
Seph: Every time hehe

 

Chapter 2 I need you

Sora runs into riku and sits next to him
riku: sup man
Sora: (gay like) Oh nothang giggle
Riku: you feel okay man
sora: Oh yeah now that your here Raku
Riku: Dude wTF?
Kairi: Hey guys
Sora embraces Riku
Sora: He's taken baby
Riku: Woah what wha?
Kairi: Nice joke sora
Sora oh no joke chick he's all mine(Sora kisses Riku)
Riku: MmMMMMMMMMRPH
Kairi: What the hell!!!???