Goldfish

Awh why giggle at them, they're only doing their job. It's not their fault that there stuck watching all the drunks to make sure they get home alright.
I don't get the statement 'at least the one who's going to become an officer does.' ...Are you under the influence beb?
Do I want to know why you guys had cow bones in the shed O.o Slaughter house?
I don't need a picture to comfirm what I know. Thank you for offering though.
Nothing wrong with that, I share the fork I'm using with other people. Ring pops too. Straws. Spoons, etc. I'm glad you don't waste food, imagine the poor kids in Africa.
That's not what I meant. Dork.

Holy smokes, don't annoy them O: ...There's no way that YOU could outrun a woman xD
You don't need to be gay, just bisexual. I see a happy future (better invite me to the wedding or else 'I'll police woman your butt' >.<)
I'm super weird, but like that wasn't already established. But that's cute, going on adventures in the.... ...evil shed. xD
You're Bertha. And how do I know your a full-fledged dude. For all I know you're a hermy O:
I hope you don't have sexual interactions with it, you'd be defined as a creeper if that happened :\
Yeah, I'll agree with that since I'm not entirely sure how you meant it xD

Oh toucher (; ...Most cops are chubby and can't lay off the donuts so if worse comes to worse, you could always outrun them xD
Don't worry about me, I'm just worrying about this relationship that you have developed with the optometrist and how it's blossoming so quickly (;
The 'other room?' Not the 'other room' O: ...This can't be, I'm calling the secret service on you. I feel like saying something bad, but I'm controlling myself xD
You're Bertha silly. You got a sex change because you no longer want to be just a tranny. It's alright, a lot of people do it these days. I support you in every way possible.
You so knew about it before hand, why else would you take a drumstick flavour with such a naughty name? Clearly somebody was getting too much of something! I mean, they named the ice-cream after it xD
She sounds amazing, I wish I could talk to her. But to be hoenst, I don't talk about sex often. Atleast not with you xDD

Well as long as it's legal (; ... Bleh Diavolina has black hair, doesn't seem as attractive to be honest.
Now doesn't that sound dirty. You and that optometrist should get married.
Who let you read those books. I mean nakey people? Gross. I'd be more scared of them then the pixies. Some people shouldn't 'strut' their stuff in a book xD
Exactly. But I bet it did happen, you've been acting to odd lately. Would you prefer if I started referring to you as Bertha?
Well, I figured that's why you were eating it. You know, you noticed the pun on the words also (; ... What's 'this particular girl at work' like, if I may?

hey do you know any EXP glitches for black ops?

Could you make me a sig pic? If yes do Roxel screaming IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz and ty!

Ezio? o.O? You're a mix breed, or I could say a mutt =P... You download? The legal stuff right? By the way, the chick with the red hair and the stars on her breast looks hot. Why can't anybody really look like that?
You eye doctor speech sounds molesting. I'd make sure to stay covered next time you visit. Nobody who calls you 'son' ever has good intentions...
Why are fairies scary? It's Peter Pan isn't it? Damn that boy freaked me out with his tight green pants >.<
How do I know that you'll never become a granny? For all I know you've already had a sex change and are now going by Bertha Sunnyhooters.
Boysenberry. Haha that sounds delicious. Boys n' berries xDD

That's what I thought you meant. You're starting to sounds Italian though. Oh my, is it Hello Kitty again? Expensive laptop, geez it better be worth it's money xD
Like they'll say "You have medium-bad, leaning towards horrible, eyes lad. If you have money invest in glasses" ?
I was thinking of the imp in FFIV xD They've made children books about those dudes? I always thought they were considered 'dark.' Well I guess witches are considered to be and they make appearances in many children picture books.
It does get funny? O.o ... ... ... You're not a tranny are you? >.<
I'm proud of you. Good price, normal drumsticks or the caramel ones?

aye
you look great in blue pal
soon it MIGHT EVEN BE RED *GASPS* OMGZ!
anyways good job pal

No problem (;

I always thought you meant something else... Man, I'm dirty. What kind of super laptop?
Well you know, my left eye is -2.25 and my right it -2.00 . You don't measure it like that?
Imps aren't all that cute, I'm sorry about ruining your dreams. You can be an evil fluff ball! =)
I feel like giggling xD ...I think minus more than only the chest bubs. Just saying.
Oh well, I thought everyone was beastly ghost coloured. You know, if there was cookies and cream they'd be the cream xD So everyone is tanned I'm guessing ><

Goldfish!! Congratulations on becoming an S. Mod! You so deserved it beb <3 Thought I should just say it right off the bat xD

I do remember. Your laptop heating up use to 'threaten' the ninja bloodline xD ...Good times...
The lenses are costing you 200... What's your eye prescription O.o
I believe ninja and robot, but demon. I didn't know the faces of hell could be cuddly bubs.
I meant literal, you know, you always had an abnormal resemblance to Yuffie... Wonderwoman to the rescue xD
I thought Australians were white O.O (None racist, I thought that Aussies weren't allowed to tan because of the suns rays and the breaking of the ozone layer.)

wow love profile pic mind me using it oh and con grats on super mod permotion *throws confetti and lights fireworks* i did that all in your honor sir

congratz on moving up to Super Moderator! hey can you bind my double posts in roaringflames' RP sign up? im on PS3 and it has a type limit

you're blue now!? da da de da da de da da da

How did you know? (;
Oh God, those are cute. You must look so smart with those on.
You must possess some hidden muscles that expand when you're in danger. SpongeBob? >>
You've become a woman. I knew you were WonderWoman >< You can't hide that from Superman. I'm ultimate, after all.
It is, last thing you want is to have skin cancer on your tiny legs. >.< It's more common though in Melbourne isn't it?

You know it (; They can't speak a lick of English. Enough said.
Chyeah, that sucks. What kind of glasses to you wear? They should so be Harry Potter style >>
If Goliath would have fallen forward that would have been the end of David xD ...Then when both your legs snap, what am I supposed to do? Mope around? XD
You feel reborn because you're being compared to a sacrificial virgin woman? Fiesty much (;
Do you know how common skin cancer is in Aussie Land. Don't forget your sunscreen. SPF 65.

Impressive smiley. Kind of reminds me of my neighbour.
Nice, is that why you're getting new specs? Cause you know, cars are hard to see (;
Your tiny legs snapping when someone charges you doesn't sound like exercise. I imagine you like a little stickman :\
Are you insulting me, or really saying thanks? xD Combination of both?
Have fun at DreamWorld bubs. Don't forget your sunscreen.

But what makes it super? When toasted does it crisp nicely, or does it taste a little different >.<
You got hit by a car and were hospitalised O.o Negligent much? So you play American football in Australia?
Yes, like those virgin women. I hope you feel proud of yourself (;
Mixed party? Take it the barn boi xD

it doesn't work =( but i'll be online a lot today on PS3