Goldfish

Eh? I can read perfectly thank you very much! >.<
u r da one dat wnts to lern slang! wel u had ur lesson nw so sling ur 'ook!

yh, u getin da hng of it just dnt cut dwn evry word, smetimes it confuses evryone else to. savvy?

Dude i rite slang all da time on msn mn, i dnt rite it on ere coz u dudes get bre confused! =P (and yes i do mean customers!) and dre isn't much to it, jst cut wrds down or switch words around, like baffed (in standard english its baffled) Its too complicated for you dude! xD

Quiche? xD Man you really have no idea do ya? xD But yeah pretty much, get pissed as a fart and you is an official brit my friend! :D
ggrr...but i doubt your as stupid as these fecking costomers!! THEIR DRIVING ME OFF THE BRINK OF INSANITY!!!

xD LoL! I'd love to see what happens to you if you ever do come to London! Hahaaa, they'd probably think your some freshie! xD

No it means he's mad, stupid, completely clueless! xD
Jeez, you and him would get along fine coz your both baffed no matter what i say!

xD LoL! But trust...my bro is a bit of a loon when it comes to shopping and stuff.

He's a chav (a loud, violent burberry wearing thug who mugs people wears fake gold jewellry and hates my parents) and this dude kept taking the piss outta me my alter ego went beserk and i kicked the shit outta him so nothing to drastic! xD

Hahaaaa, yup true! And anyways, i don't talk like that, my chavvy ass brother does! He's such a failure at life! >.<
Anywas, i got excluded from school for two weeks....

SWINE FLU!! LoL! j/k
I'm sick too dude but even if i wasn't i wouldn't have gone to school anyway... (wag1 G means 'whats going on ganster' in british slang!) xD

Wag1 G! You cool?

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Oh lord. Now that's way out of hands. May you show me a video or a link about Obama's hate crime laws speech? He had no reason to offend something of another religion regardless. Christians are suppose to respect one another. I listened to it and skipped some parts. When I saw him pouring that gas liquid on the rug, I just turned it off. Even read the comments and it disgusted me. I may be a christian myself and I know that I'm saved but I sure don't be acting like I'm all high and mighty like that man there. Christians are suppose to be friendly and be there for people regardless of religions. If my friend in Alabama sees this, I don't know what he would think, for he too is a Muslim.

oh well now i know how time works and live. cool, so you are like in college right? is it hard?

Okay...lol XD

-____- Sadlly, my school blocked out youtube so I have to watch it at home but I won't be back home until around 9:00p.m. because I have a chess tournament to go to right after school.

i am, i thought you where like ten hours in frount of me. cool. that means it's like 1:00 over there. is it?

that was the time for me before, but now its like 9:01

where i;m at it's morning so good morning to you.

Thanks, didnt want something to get deleted.

that's fine, I know some people who take a year off after graduation to find themselves. it worked out well for most of them