Goldfish

ya see i would call you a cheap-skate but i dont see why i should there not much benifits in being rich anyway....not to mention half the population of London are cheapskates! xD j/k

hah! The only shoe designs i know are all star converses and Doc martins! xD

well dudes can were doc martins too ya know...although girls do were 'em more than dudes! But i dunno....i dont think about shoe designers all my life ya know!

uuurrhh.....i dunno?
fisha nd chips?

Well thats true but we dont have "too much money"....we have just the right amount...and a little extra! and besides the doc's were a present from my grandma!

lol i aint rich...my parents are though!
and whhats so bad about being rich pre-tell? =P

oh really?
oh yeah...how much did my Doc martins sell for? xD

yeah...or did you lose it again? you pillock! xD
He will be....swimming around in a huge fishbowl called heaven with all his other fishy friends...

Lucky you! did you sell your jar of dirt then?
R.I.P fishy...

fishy swims in the fish tank but then the naughty cat came up and ate him!!

funny(!)
I gotta run dude! got some...british things to do!
laters matey!

mhmmm...i hear that alot...

Yeah...thanks for pointing that out!

Oh my giddy aunt!
your unbelieveable! xD

oh my giddy aunt! xD

Oh my giddy aunt....don't you even know that Gordan brown is prime minister now? and who the heck is Ms Dench?

Oh....my...giddy aunt!
*Passes out*

jeez luoise is that all?
half of that is ancient history anyway!!

gah!
savvy's my word! you copycat!
hm...i guess you are gonna fit in here after all! okay...now tell me what you know about this shitty little country anyway!

Oy veyy!
dude you ain't gonna last one minute here! xD