Goldfish

rriiigghhhtt........okay! u aint intoxicated again are u?

nope...just askin u seem dead!

wats up with u? :/

Really? heheee....

rrriiiitttee!!!! ;)

okay so...are u willing to risk ur life for me....and my phonebox?

oh bril...actually yh! i'll use u as the bait! :D then i'll knock one out...steal its skin then leg it! its perfect....and to think....all this time i called u a dumbass!

one? we need two suites....cant u count?

aaawww....now we can get noticed even more......doofus......can u get sliteen costumes?

PHONEBOX!!! and its called the TARDIS (time and realtive dimension in space)

uh-oh.....DONT GO!!!! ur gonna get eaten then ur flesh would be used as an alien disguise!

okaaay....that should work.....just try and get outta there as quickly and as silently as u can!

okay....hang on....wat type of oil?

hahaaa.....i mean...oh shit....just stay calm, try spraying vinegar on him when he's not lookin....but becareful they can smell human flesh from a great distance!

no...oh yh thats one detail i left out....if we go to raxicoricofallapatorious dont be surprised of they look like humans.....they keep well hidden under human flesh literally.....or if u go on the bus today and someones farting alot...u'll no their slitheen...got it?

Urgh....wat am i gonna do with you? fine....u can bring it!

The slitheen are the scurge of the galaxy they live on the planet of raxicoricofallapatorious, they live off human flesh...they can hunt for miles and miles. At the moment they've taken that TARDIS so that it leads me to them. they need to absorb the energy of a time lord (me) to be able to live forever, i cant go anywhere without the TARDIS that's why your gonna help me get it back! savvy?

okay well its not the jellyfish we have to worry about....its the slitheen.

aaahhhh- no! But can u get some Vinegar?

okay! but all i need is this -holds up a sonic screwdriver-