Modern Legend of Zelda (OOC + SU)

Hmm...I'm making a profile for a Moblin lieutenant and I'm quite confused.

What is the affiliation between the DL and the Moblins. Are all Moblins working with the DL or he conjured them or maybe they already knew of his resurrection and prepared?


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I prefer Bulbins as to Moblins.

Name: Moblin Numbuh 1-7-5. Goes by the name (A G E)!

Race: Moblin [Goblin]

Role: Moblin Lieutenant

Weapons: Are usually anything he can get his hands on. A G E carries multiple weapons into battle. These items vary from short to mid then long range combat. Despite his disposition and lack there of, he can use these weapons efficiently and destructively. Even an imbecile can learn with years of experience.

Spear - The spear is crafted from fine cobalt and stretches as long as, if not longer than A G E's own height. There are specific grooves that gives him better swing way and faster stabbing speeds. The blade of the spear is finely crafted steel with a circular curb and a bevel point. Around where the steel and cobalt meets is a fabric wrap for decoration. Originally, it was white but now it is stained with blood and war torn holes. The opposite end of the blade is a whole for which key like rings hang. Folklore says before the Moblins invade a stronghold the keyrings are heard just before the onslaught.

Sword - The sword is custom made. The handle of the weapon is of Moblin fabric for comfortable holding. The overall mass is at least 3x times that of an ordinary sword. Around the handle is an engraving of the numbers 1-7-5 representing himself as a form of a weapon. From the base of the blade, it is rather large then towards the apex. It slenders down just a bit. Even for a tough Moblin, he would find this blade to be excruciatingly heavy. The blade itself is an odd mixture of titanium and Mithril. The impact of this weapon will devastate landscapes and cripple the earth around it.

Club - The Club is definitely a favorite for A G E. He is able to beat in the brains that clearly outsizes his own. The bludgeon itself is part Hickory the most strongest type of wood and part Copper for just the shiny aspect of it. The handle is tiny compared to the overall mass of the club. The uppermost section excels in size more than half of A G E's actual body mass. Not to mention, the there are tiny spikes that juts from multiple angles to inflict serious internal injuries to foes. These spikes are composed of a mithril blend. A G E is sure to use the club when on his notorious rampage.

Bow - The bow is not really apart of his tactics or to his liking. It doesn't give him the same thrill as swinging a club around and bashing heads. He is slightly well train with the bow. The material that makes it up; is zinc and the thread like strings are a type of Goblin elastic. The shape is similar to ordinary bows with a set amount of markings giving the bow a slight more sinister appeal to it. The arrows are crafted with Hickory that are hallowed out for the purpose of speed. The tip itself is encompassed in steel with the same fabric wrap used on the spear to cover the joint of the Hckory and steel.

Personality: Moblin Numbuh 1-7-5 is abnormally dumber than the normal goblin, possibly due to reckless goblin inbreeding. The low intelligence quotient that he possesses; makes him unfit to wield a spear and let alone lead a small squad-rent. But like in medieval times, leadership is given to the fittest and the strongest in this case Moblin Numbuh 1-7-5. A G E fights strictly with his club and occasionally his head in a literal sense. Strategic combat is not in his limited vocabulary. His way of fighting is very much head first. He is very compulsive, stubborn, and head strong even now while typing this profile; I doubt that he would get past his own name. He is praised for his ruthlessness and lack of sympathy or it could be his followers are just as dimwitted as he is, if at all possible.

Biography: Names aren't normally given to Moblins. They are normally referred by numbers, their ability to count this high is rather impressive but the introduction of tattoos does help their cause. A G E was born numbuh 1-7-5 also shown on his mid shoulder. Apparently the dumber you are, the stronger you are. His strength was quite an incredible feat and with this his rank rose within Moblin hierarchy. The Moblins loyalty lies with the dark forces that be. In ages before, the goblins in their time were believed to be among the Dark's Lords legion; likely being brighter and more intelligence than their lineage but such knowledge is long forgotten not that their species could remember anyhow.

 

Hmm. It's pretty opinionated. I don't know how the Moblins actually work or again, this ranking system but simple minded creatures following a stronger candidate than themselves sounds about right even if 'stupid'. But I guess, I could take another look and still make him dumb as rock but a little tactical.

A name. I kinda gave him a name and a number.

 

So you would still be against him being dumb but excelling in combat/tactics. I'm sure that there are different forms of intelligence and I can make it such that he's lacking in say book smarts and quite well in battle experience.

Hmm. I don't remember you saying they had to be /smart/ in such a rank but your saying it now so it doesn't matter in the end.

Okie doke.

EDIT: 1800 post count. I'm on a roll.