An Organization 13 Meeting.

Basically, this is a casual meeting of the Organization, In script format. A Parody of "Marik's council of Evil"

Xemnas: OK, let's review our minutes from last meeting, Luxord?

Luxord: Well, do you want the short version or the long?

Xe: The short if you please.

Lu: Well, you basically yelled at everyone, again.

Xe: BULLSHIT!

Lu: Here we go again.

Xaldin: You know, that is going to happen again, right?

Lu: He's right.

Xe: Shut up! Now does anybody have any news? Lexaeus?

Lexaeus: Well, I killed some annoying guy.

Xe: Oh, good. May I ask who?

Le: I don't know, someone rambling about "Taxes" or something.

Xe: A tax collector, nice. They've been on my ass for a while. Anyone else?

Xigbar: I got some AC/DC tickets.

Xe: Good, more news, I say.

Vexan: I bought the Playboy Mansion.

Xe: Agh.

V: No it's quite alright, the bunnies have to follow my orders. NOW, I can make them-

Xe: I do NOT want to hear the end of that sentence! Anyone else?

Demyx: Well, me, Xigbar, and Zexion formed a band.

Xe: Splendid.

Zexion: We're opening for Linkin park at there next consort. By the way, can it be here?

Xe: NO! I absolutely DESPISE that group.

Z: But we promised.

Saïx: I's only fair.

Xe: Grr. Fine. So, tell me, who plays what?

Xi: Well, I play guitar, Demyx plays his bass-

D: Sitar.

Xi: Whatever, and sings, and Zexion plays drums.

Xe: Alright then. Who else has any news?

Marluxia: Well, me and Larxene have made sweet, beautiful, love.

Xe: OH GOD!

M: You don't want to hear about it?

Xe: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT!

V: I do.

XE: SHUT UP, VEXEN!

Larxene: Te-he, oh well. Who ever wants to hear about it can talk to us later.

V: Will do.

Xe; *sigh* Does anyone have any news that won't make me upset/

Axle: Well, I have been making friends with the new guy.

Xe: What? That sounds like something positive. What's the catch/

A: No catch, we're becoming friends.

Xe: Well, good job. Anyone else have news?

Lu: No.

S: No.

Xe: OK then, who's turn was it to choose the movie this time?

Lu: I believe it was Vexen's.

Xe: Well, alright then. I'd suggest that at least some of you get out before the movie begins.