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Discussion in 'Archive' started by King of Darkness, Jul 2, 2009.

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  1. Oct 12, 2009 #41
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    KOD: Grrrrrrrrrr...........BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!

    JAMES: Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves a fight!

    Bill: Hey James, can I be in the figh-

    JAMES: Shut up Bill.

    KOD: Now behold DB, my giant rock!! *Pulls out a 12 foot rock
     
  2. Oct 12, 2009 #42
    Legendseeker

    Legendseeker OPON Content Writer

    *continues to eat popcorn despite the fact of being pinned against the wall* "Wow, that's a big rock!"
     
  3. Oct 12, 2009 #43
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    Huh,what was that?I dont speak furry.
     
  4. Oct 12, 2009 #44
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    KOD: Oh DB, why don't you go yiff that random person!

    JAMES: Nyeah?

    KOD: Google it!
     
  5. Oct 12, 2009 #45
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    Hmph,Im too rich to search google,thats what I have employes for

    -cut to random employey who is completly brain-dead from all the sick things he now knows,and now has to look up "Yiff"-
     
  6. Oct 19, 2009 #46
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    KOD: Nyeah..........Hello all, I'm K-to the-O-to the-D! And this is...........Bill.

    Bill: Yo!

    KOD: James has caught the H1N1-

    Bill: That's fancy talk for Swine!!

    KOD: STFU! Anyway, we wish him a speedy recovery. To the news: WTF? Alvin.........and the mo-fo chipmunks are back on Christmas Day. Mother *%!)^#!!!! And they're calling it (no lie) a SQUEAKQUEL............W-T-F!! On the bright side, in the new film, the female chipmunks will be in it.

    Bill: Yay! I can blog about it!

    KOD:............No comment.
     
  7. Oct 20, 2009 #47
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    Heh,swine flu,wonder how he got it?

    Anywho,can I set some random fire pits below some of the audience so we can send the booers to their doom?
     
  8. Oct 20, 2009 #48
    Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    In other news. . . Wait. . . I'm not even onstage, kupo. *Walks into the studio off camera*
     
  9. Oct 20, 2009 #49
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    Bill: Yay fire pits!

    KOD: Oh shut up already Bill! Damn!

    KOD: And who the hell is that?!

    Bill: It's a witch!

    KOD: No it is-

    Bill: Burn the witch!!!!!!!
     
  10. Oct 20, 2009 #50
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    But what if Piccolo saves the witch?!!
     
  11. Oct 20, 2009 #51
    Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Moogle: I'll turn you into a newt! And I assure you, you will NOT get better. So shut it! Anyways, did somebody say furry? Because I'm somewhat of the expert on furries around here. *Pom-pom dangles as I walk onstage*
     
  12. Oct 20, 2009 #52
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    KOD: That is sooooo not Super Special Awesome.

    Bill: Burn the witch!

    KOD: And maybe the word furry came up and maybe it didn't. You'll never know! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
     
  13. Oct 20, 2009 #53
    Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Moogle: I was watching the TV in the main lobby. You said furry. And you want witchcraft? STONEGA! *Turns Bill to cardboard*
    . . . . . Wait. . . that wasn't supposed to happen. Well, it appears that your co-anchor is made of cardboard. What are you going to do now?
     
  14. Oct 20, 2009 #54
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    But the icecubes sure felt nive.Mmm,ice cube fetish...What you lookin at me like that for,fool?
     
  15. Oct 20, 2009 #55
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    KOD: OMG!!! Bill............. And to answer your question Moog, now that he's dead..........I'M GOING TO HERSHEY PARK THEN OCEAN CITY THEN DISNEY WORLD WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Bill: I'm not dead, I'm like Solid Snake...........but an actual cardboard box.
     
  16. Oct 20, 2009 #56
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    Too bad your balls are inert
     
  17. Oct 20, 2009 #57
    Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Moogle: I see. Tonights headlines include the game between Wakka's Warks and the Cloud Chocobos.
     
  18. Oct 20, 2009 #58
    EtherealSummoner

    EtherealSummoner Lamentations 3:22-26

    -___- *Turns away to play ping pong with Yuna & Chad*
     
  19. Oct 20, 2009 #59
    dualblade

    dualblade Break!

    We ALL know that Aerith's Inbred Chocobos will win!
     
  20. Oct 20, 2009 #60
    Moogle

    Moogle Well-Known Member

    Moogle: If their inherent generic setbacks don't make them lose first.
     
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