KoD's Spam News

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KOD: Hello, I'm KoD. As you all can tell, we just recieved the budget to make our on thread! Unfortunately, although we will mainly be talking about the entertainment business, we have to have it in the Spam section of the forums.
Today we are going to talk about controversy on the forums. Lets go to James on the story.

JAMES: ........... Well it looks like someone forgot about introductions. I'm James the co-anchorman. And thats Bill, the weatherman. Say hello Bill.

Bill: He-

KOD: Damn it James, don't give me that nonsense German jargon and get to the news!

James: Well maybe I will! Geez. Anyway, controversy on the forums? In one of the newest social groups, established a week ago, has mods curious apoarently. It is known as the Anti Mod Vigilantes. It was made by one of the forums spamiest members, Rawr. It was made so non mods could come and talk.

KOD: *cough*THEDEMISEOFTHEMODS*cough*

JAMES: .............. Just to talk. But some pesky mods decided to edit posts and view a moderated group. Viewing I could understand, but editing someone elses post for no reason? And soon mods began to actually POST in the group!

Bill: *gasp* Say it isn't so!

KOD: Shut up! Continue James.

JAMES: Uh, thank you? Like I was saying, it started off with Kupo defending us, then having tea with a fellow member, then Kairi Star began posting saying its ok for mods to edit and view the group but not to post! HER LAST POST ON THE GROUP WAS YESTERDAY DAMN IT!

KOD: Calm down James.

JAMES: WHY CAN'T WE VIEW YOUR DAMN GROUP HUH?! THATS BULL-

KOD: OK, James is going to be on temporary leave for sometime now but that's all for today. I'm KoD, and that's the news!

 

KOD: Why thank you everyone!

JAMES: Yeah, thanks you guys! We should be doing another report later on today.

KOD: Or tommorow since it is the fourth. And I would like to thank the only person who stood with us through it all! Random guy on the street! Thank you Random.

Random Guy on the Street: YOURWELCOMEKODANDDOWNWITHTHEMODS!! (5 times fast)

James: Uh, don't you mean Dualblade since he was the first guy to say he liked the news which means he gets free rep?

Bill: Hey you guys, I just realised my name isn't completely capitilized like you guys. What the heck you gu-

KOD: Damn it Bill! Do you have any idea how much a single capital letter costs?! And it's not all about you Bill! We're trying to thank our fans like Rawr, Chocobo Dyl, Dualblade, and Darian! So until later on loyal fans, I'm KoD-

JAMES: I'm James-

Bill: And I guess I'm-

KOD: And that's our thank you notice!

 

The Fourth



KOD: Hello, I'm KoD.

JAMES: I'm James.

Bill: And I'm -

KOD: No one cares! Well you know it, you love it, Iraq hates it, give it up for the fourth of July! And Bill. we're using your paycheck for this:

Bill: Hey, no fair. Why don't we use your pa-

KOD: Because I matter! Well today we're going to talk about our Fourth of July experiences! This year in my household, we all went to my aunts house. Then when it was about 9:00 p.m, we shot fireworks out in the front of the house! Don't worry, it was in a culdesack (i think that's how its spelled). But we had competition this year........sadly we lost. But my cousin had a stink bomb and rolled down the street where our competition was! Next year we're going to kick their SPAM! What did you do James?

JAMES: Well this year we did a lot of pranks on neighbors. We put firecrackers outside their doors and in one house we put a stink bomb in their mailslot!

KOD: Nicely done!
*high five*
JAMES: What did you do Bill?

Bill: Well I............stayed home.........

KOD: With your mother again?

Bill: NO................my mother and my Grandmother while we watched PBS.

KOD: LOL. Well that was a good laugh. Looks like that's all the time we have for today. But please loyal fans, tell US about YOUR experiences. I'm KoD, and that's the news!

 

Otakon in M.D

KOD: I'm KoD and it's time for the Spam News!

JAMES: And I'm James, today we're talking about the annual Otakon event. It's a widely known event that basically features Japanese anime and cosplayers.

KOD: I will be attending this event tommorow, perhaps around 11. I don't have a costume but, I hope that I meet new friends at the event! (Perhaps refer a few people to this site )

JAMES: This event happens every year in Baltimore Maryland, late in the summer. It is a three day process which is from today to Sunday. We plan on attending next year as well, but next time we'll dress up. Maybe we'll make history at Otakon by being the first black people in the Organization. (Nobody better say Xemnas beat us to it!)

KOD: That's right James. If anyone will be attending this large event, please leave a post here or either drop a visitor message on my profile OR PM me. I doubt anyone would come since it's on the Eastcoast but we would love to see people from here at Otakon.

Bill: Hey you guys, sorry I'm late. We can start the news about Otakon now.

KOD: I'm KoD, and THAT'S the news!

 

(Thanx fellow fan of the news! I will be attending Otakon today and will try my best to bring back pics!)

 

(I'll try. I'm TRYING my best to look like a black version of Ness from Super Smash Bros. Brawl)