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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Goldfish, May 17, 2009.

  1. May 17, 2009 #1
    Goldfish

    Goldfish Cats in the Cradle

    Post your pick up line/s here. They can be awesome, cheesy, lame, whatever.

    Just try to keep it "clean" and make sure you tell everyone who it's aimed for (ie. aimed for girls/aimed for guys etc.), I don't want to try some of these out on girls when they're aimed for boys XD

    So here's one that I found while shaving today
    Obviously (hopefully obviously) my ones will be aimed for girls.
    "Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get."
     
  2. May 17, 2009 #2
    Desert Warrior

    Desert Warrior Well-Known Member

    This is for either one.

    I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

    Here is another one for either types.

    I've got some Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
     
  3. May 17, 2009 #3
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    ü 30•05•2010

    DW one's like mine. I've actually used this one at harriers before >.<

    'I'll give ya' LSD if ya get it off me tongue ;]'

    or

    'Is your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eye's.'
     
  4. May 18, 2009 #4
    Snapple

    Snapple New Member

    "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
    "You know what I want for Christmas? YOU."
    Worst lines I've ever heard imo. x]
     
  5. May 18, 2009 #5
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    "Do you have a map? 'Cuz I'm lost in your beauty." ΓΟΓ
     
  6. May 18, 2009 #6
    Nova

    Nova A Ghost Staff Member Administrator

    If I could rearange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' Together :p
     
  7. May 18, 2009 #7
    Yukie

    Yukie Fist Pumps

    Are you an organ donor? If so, can I have your heart?
     
  8. May 19, 2009 #8
    LivingDeath

    LivingDeath Dormina'd

    "You must be a broom. 'Cause you just swept me off my feet."
     
  9. May 19, 2009 #9
    Goldfish

    Goldfish Cats in the Cradle

    Both sexes for these ones when me and mates did some fooling around =P

    "Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you."

    "Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."

    "I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you.
     
  10. May 19, 2009 #10
    Endless Waltz of Twilight

    Endless Waltz of Twilight New Member

    do you have a map, because i just got lost in your eyes
     
  11. May 19, 2009 #11
    LivingDeath

    LivingDeath Dormina'd

    "I think i can die happily right now, 'cause I've just seen a picture of heaven."

    "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2009
  12. May 19, 2009 #12
    King of Darkness

    King of Darkness What up Monica

    i tried the skittle one earlier, since I'm the class clown, I didn't expect this girl in my class to kiss me. lol we had a good laugh afterwards.
     
  13. May 20, 2009 #13
    cozzy_0205

    cozzy_0205 New Member

    If you were in a book they would call you fine print.
     
  14. Aug 7, 2013 #14
    Biosaber

    Biosaber New Member

    I need to stop drop and roll because you are on fire
     
  15. Aug 7, 2013 #15
    Angel

    Angel Lion Heart Staff Member Administrator

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
     

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