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Comments on Profile Post by Derek

  1. Become
    Become
    *Pops cork. Pour champagne. Raises glass.*

    RIP.
    Apr 13, 2017
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  2. Nova
    Nova
    And here I was feeling old at 24. happy birthday grandpa!
    Apr 13, 2017
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  3. Derek
    Derek
    @Become @Hope You young kids and your humor escape me. *strokes beard*
    Apr 13, 2017
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  4. Nova
    Nova
    Tell us more stories about the old country :o
    Apr 13, 2017
  5. Become
    Become
    Excuse Me? Who are you calling young kiddo?? I'm going on 27.
    Apr 13, 2017
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  6. Become
    Become
    **Strokes a bigger, graying, beard.**
    Apr 13, 2017
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  7. Kairi831
    Kairi831
    You're so old!
    Apr 13, 2017
  8. Derek
    Derek
    @Hope *sits u you in chair* Well, ya see back in the old country things were honestly rockin. Sure our gameboys had no backlights or color, the internet was a sleeping monster, and cellphones were a rich mans toy BUT it was such a nicer time.
    Apr 13, 2017
  9. Derek
    Derek
    @Hope Ya know, back in my day meeting friends actually entailed going outside to meet them at separate location. Multiplayer also required friends be at the same house, such fun times. Ya haven't lived till you lost relationships over Mario Party 2. *continues to ramble*
    Apr 13, 2017
  10. Derek
    Derek
    @Become *wonders why he's fondling merlins beard*
    Apr 13, 2017
  11. Derek
    Derek
    @Kairi831 Laugh now kid but one day gravity will catch up to your body and most of your skin will be touching the floor too! *uses cane to hold up arm skin and beard*
    Apr 13, 2017
  12. Become
    Become
    Let me say you something about broken relationship... in one word at that: Monopoly.
    Apr 13, 2017
  13. Derek
    Derek
    @Become My lad Monopoly is for the weak. It's a test of which friends are true rather than a breaker of them.
    Apr 13, 2017
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  14. Kairi831
    Kairi831
    @Derek I definitely don't want any hanging skin, I will be the person to pay to get that stuff fixed, lol. Getting old, like old dying old, terrifies me.
    Apr 13, 2017
  15. Derek
    Derek
    @Kairi831 Making yourself more plastic and stitches would be a far worse outcome. YOU KIDS JUST GOTTA ACCEPT AGE AS SHE COMES! LIFE IS A BITCH AND YOU CAN'T SLAP HER BACK ONCE SHE SLAPS YOU
    Apr 13, 2017
  16. Become
    Become
    I've actually proven that last statement wrong. I was slapped by life, and I slapped her back good.
    Apr 13, 2017
  17. Derek
    Derek
    @Become Sir I don't appreciate you lying to me. I am old, I don't have much longer to live, lies will just kill me quicker.
    Apr 13, 2017
  18. Kitty
    Kitty
    Ha ha, wait until you hit 30. That's a rough one.

    Happy birthday!
    Apr 13, 2017
  19. Derek
    Derek
    @Kitty It won't be long sadly. ;-; haha Thanks :D
    Apr 13, 2017
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  20. Angel
    Angel
    Woah 26, since your old and all. What are cassettes?
    Apr 14, 2017
  21. Derek
    Derek
    @Angel Well ya see lad, they was like miniature VHS- ah wait. Do you know what a VHS is?
    Apr 14, 2017
  22. Become
    Become
    Just realized that I completely forgot to drink the champagne that I poured here earlier...

    *Grabs glass. Downs in one gulp.*
    Apr 18, 2017
  23. Derek
    Derek
    *would stop him but doesn't drink*
    Apr 19, 2017